Monday, November 9, 2009
Interpretive dance
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Saturday, November 7, 2009
OH SH-
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Friday, October 30, 2009
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Maths Overload
On that note, some quotes.
Ms Huang: She is a very experienced teacher...
Zeyu: Is she old?
Ms Huang: She was my tutor when I came into Hwachong.
Kwangchian: So she must be about 10 years older... so about 40 plus?...
Ms Huang: No lah... OI! If she's 40 years old and 10 years older than me then I must be?...
09A10: HAHAHA
Kwangchian: No, no, I meant... Ah, she's going to kill me. *buries head in hands*
Ms Huang: =_=
Ms Huang: I hope all of you get your As for your own sake.
Kwangchian: We will get our As in memory of Ms Huang!
Ms Huang: ... I'm not dead yet.
Kwangchian: OHSH- *buries head in hands*
Zeyu: Why can't you continue teaching us? Is [censored for security reasons] giving you a hard time?
Ms Huang: *suddenly, very violently* NO!
09A10: ...
Kwangchian: HAHAHA
09A10: ... *oh.*
by the way, the lights were out Thank you Ms Huang for putting up with our craziness, puns and weirdness. Only U-
by the way could you sneak us into Inglorious Basterds, they turned us down kthx
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
Aphrodisaic
Ms Huang: ... anyway I'm here to tell you Maths Tutorial is cancelled.
Kwangchian: *very loudly* YES!
Ms Huang: *stare*
Kwangchian: No, no, I didn't mean that...
09A10: *scattered laughter*
Kwangchian: I love Maths Tutorial! It's like my... aphrodisaic!
*stoned silence*
09A10: HAHAHAHAHA
Ms Huang: *wtf face*
Kwangchian: OHSH -*protests*
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Phrase of the Day: Zeyu-jack
Verb.
Definition: To fool someone about their results, by telling them something contrary to the truth.
Conjugation:
Present tense: Zeyu-jack, Zeyu-jacks
Past: Zeyu-jacked
Continuous: Zeyu-jacking
Note: "Zeyu" in Zeyu-jacked should be capitalised in formal contexts. Like "KC" in "KC-terms".
For example:
Teacher XX: You will get an A.
Student YY: Really? Whoo~
[Later]
Student YY: *gets U* I got Zeyu-jacked!
IRL example! (recycled from old quotes long time ago):
Benjamin: You got into SMTP!
Stacy: *jaw drops* (Did you just Zeyu-jack me?)
Note: A10 linguists are still considering whether this is a form of Zeyu-jacking. Since it's pretty fail.
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Stroke
Tianyu: Highest in Lit should be Liangjun...
Yicheng: Why don't you account for the possbility that it could be me? I could have been a stroke of genius...
Eugene: Or maybe just a stroke.
Why are we discussing Lit in KI?
pew
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