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Faculty of ARES - God of War
CT 09A10

Monday, November 9, 2009

Interpretive dance

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 4:23 AM
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Saturday, November 7, 2009

OH SH-





We're screwed...

Unless you take H2 Maths.
In which case... you're even more screwed...


Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 4:31 AM
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Friday, October 30, 2009

HURRRRRR GET CAUGHT IN RAIN HURRRRR

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:47 AM
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Monday, October 26, 2009

Maths Overload


In all probability, we might not be able to get Ms Huang to continue teaching us next year for H2 Maths. We will never be able to function in Maths as well as we did, and will no longer to be able to differentiate ourselves from the rest of the cohort, and will always be inequal. While we will try to integrate the new teacher into crazy 09A10, implicitly, we will be missing Ms Huang exponentially more each day.

On that note, some quotes.

Ms Huang: She is a very experienced teacher...
Zeyu: Is she old?
Ms Huang: She was my tutor when I came into Hwachong.
Kwangchian: So she must be about 10 years older... so about 40 plus?...
Ms Huang: No lah... OI! If she's 40 years old and 10 years older than me then I must be?...
09A10: HAHAHA
Kwangchian: No, no, I meant... Ah, she's going to kill me. *buries head in hands*
Ms Huang: =_=

Ms Huang: I hope all of you get your As for your own sake.
Kwangchian: We will get our As in memory of Ms Huang!
Ms Huang: ... I'm not dead yet.
Kwangchian: OHSH- *buries head in hands*

Zeyu: Why can't you continue teaching us? Is [censored for security reasons] giving you a hard time?
Ms Huang: *suddenly, very violently* NO!
09A10: ...
Kwangchian: HAHAHA
09A10: ... *oh.*

Hail to thee, Kwangchian, awesome king of epic faux pas.

Meanwhile, Ms Huang, we leave you with an inspirational photo of our class, taken 15 minutes before Economics Lecture in the LT.

by the way, the lights were out


Thank you Ms Huang for putting up with our craziness, puns and weirdness. Only U-
by the way could you sneak us into Inglorious Basterds, they turned us down kthx

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:53 PM
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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Aphrodisaic

[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Ms Huang: ... anyway I'm here to tell you Maths Tutorial is cancelled.
Kwangchian: *very loudly* YES!
Ms Huang: *stare*
Kwangchian: No, no, I didn't mean that...
09A10: *scattered laughter*
Kwangchian: I love Maths Tutorial! It's like my... aphrodisaic!

*stoned silence*

09A10: HAHAHAHAHA
Ms Huang: *wtf face*
Kwangchian: OHSH -*protests*

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:26 PM
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Phrase of the Day: Zeyu-jack

Term: Zeyu-jack (Zher - uee jack)
Verb.

Definition: To fool someone about their results, by telling them something contrary to the truth.

Conjugation:
Present tense: Zeyu-jack, Zeyu-jacks
Past: Zeyu-jacked
Continuous: Zeyu-jacking

Note: "Zeyu" in Zeyu-jacked should be capitalised in formal contexts. Like "KC" in "KC-terms".

For example:
Teacher XX: You will get an A.
Student YY: Really? Whoo~
[Later]
Student YY: *gets U* I got Zeyu-jacked!

IRL example! (recycled from old quotes long time ago):
Benjamin: You got into SMTP!
Stacy: *jaw drops* (Did you just Zeyu-jack me?)
Note: A10 linguists are still considering whether this is a form of Zeyu-jacking. Since it's pretty fail.

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:44 PM
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Stroke

[KI Tutorial]
Tianyu: Highest in Lit should be Liangjun...
Yicheng: Why don't you account for the possbility that it could be me? I could have been a stroke of genius...
Eugene: Or maybe just a stroke.

Why are we discussing Lit in KI?
pew

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:15 PM
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We are ;

Birthdays

    January
    3rd - Jing Hao
    7th - Tracy
    16th - Edwin
    20th - Shaowei

    February
    29th - Nicholas

    March
    21st - Zeyu
    22nd - Chewfei
    22nd - Tinayu

    April

    May

    June

    July
    29th - Max

    August
    18th -Darryl

    September
    10th - Hofai

    October
    1st - Yicheng
    8th - Benjamin

    November
    21st - Eugene
    27th - Kwang Chian

    December
    7th - Liangjun
    24th - Stacy

Rules of A10

    1. Do not talk about /b/ki/.
    2. Do NOT talk about /b/ki/.
    3. In everything, there's KI, enough said.
    4. Say one thing, but always mean your mother.
    5. Freudian Slips FTW.
    6. Puns FTW.
    7. Double Entendre FTW.
    8. Quotes FTW.

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