Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Lit Lecture... and more!
Ms Ho: Penmanship is a dying art...
YC: It needs CONSERVATION.
Ms Ho: How do men get POWER?
YC: Viagra.
Ms Huang: That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.
Tianyu: You haven't seen our worst yet...
Ms Ho: How do you tame a shrew?
KC: Dao.
Ms Ho: ...
YC: It needs CONSERVATION.
Ms Ho: How do men get POWER?
YC: Viagra.
Ms Huang: That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.
Tianyu: You haven't seen our worst yet...
Ms Ho: How do you tame a shrew?
KC: Dao.
Ms Ho: ...
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:33 AM
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Monday, April 27, 2009
We has quotes.
Agh econs tutorial maths tutorial lit tutorial LECTURE.
Someone do a PW on conservation of students' santiy kthx.
[During PT session: at Fishtank]
Shaowei: Uh... could you do me a favour?
Dr Ang: [to Darryl] I'm waiting for him to rephrase it only.
Shaowei: *cute, high voice* ...please?
Dr Ang: He sounds like my niece!
Darryl: ...about the films we were supposed to watch in the March Hols...
Dr Ang: It wasn't me! It wasn't me! *shakes head*
[Stacy takes an Out of Campus Form ie. OCP]
Benjy: OCP, where are you going?
Stacy: Africa. [OCP does sound a lot like OCIP.]
[During KI lecture, some random comment made on academically rigorous people and their sex lives or something.]
Zeyu: I thought academics had bad sex lives...?
Dr Ang: (sitting next to Zeyu): ...whaat? *stares at Zeyu*
Zeyu: I mean, uh, never mind... =D
Dr Ang: *blink* *blink*
Someone do a PW on conservation of students' santiy kthx.
[During PT session: at Fishtank]
Shaowei: Uh... could you do me a favour?
Dr Ang: [to Darryl] I'm waiting for him to rephrase it only.
Shaowei: *cute, high voice* ...please?
Dr Ang: He sounds like my niece!
Darryl: ...about the films we were supposed to watch in the March Hols...
Dr Ang: It wasn't me! It wasn't me! *shakes head*
[Stacy takes an Out of Campus Form ie. OCP]
Benjy: OCP, where are you going?
Stacy: Africa. [OCP does sound a lot like OCIP.]
[During KI lecture, some random comment made on academically rigorous people and their sex lives or something.]
Zeyu: I thought academics had bad sex lives...?
Dr Ang: (sitting next to Zeyu): ...whaat? *stares at Zeyu*
Zeyu: I mean, uh, never mind... =D
Dr Ang: *blink* *blink*
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:21 AM
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Saturday, April 25, 2009
during Friday's KI lecture
Mr. Shyam: WHY DID HE WINK?!?!
KI makes us all intent on finding 'thickness' in every single gesture. (editz: on hindsight that sounds more like lit) Paranoia ftw :)
Some guy from a Science class: "You go to a Chinese country like... China."
KI makes us all intent on finding 'thickness' in every single gesture. (editz: on hindsight that sounds more like lit) Paranoia ftw :)
Some guy from a Science class: "You go to a Chinese country like... China."
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 5:18 AM
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
oooh.
Hey A10,
Notice the new bloglink below our class profile? It's a Ki blog set up for us by Dr Ang for us to voice our opinions and insights from the comfort of our home.
http://psyche-nous.blogspot.com/
I can't announce the UN and PW here, but it will be given out to all KI students soon... I think.
Notice the new bloglink below our class profile? It's a Ki blog set up for us by Dr Ang for us to voice our opinions and insights from the comfort of our home.
http://psyche-nous.blogspot.com/
I can't announce the UN and PW here, but it will be given out to all KI students soon... I think.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:10 AM
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at the class bench
Kwang Chian: From today onwards I will be a good little boy.
Person 1: Little?
Person 2: Boy?
Person 3: Good?
Kwang Chian: *protests*
Person 1: Little?
Person 2: Boy?
Person 3: Good?
Kwang Chian: *protests*
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 4:41 AM
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
New Guy
We has newcomer.
And no, he's not a girl.
Presenting Eugene The Chua. *ta da*
[insert pictures, applause and such]
And no, Stacy, it's not an April Fools' joke.
Welcome to A10, the land of suicidal tendencies (see name of blog), surrealism (see previous posts) and utter randomness (see randInt() ).
And on a sad note, unless he's playing an April Fools' joke on us, Mr Koh will be leaving us end this term.
Should we get him a farewell gift? Broccoli? Pizza? Discuss.
And no, he's not a girl.
Presenting Eugene The Chua. *ta da*
[insert pictures, applause and such]
And no, Stacy, it's not an April Fools' joke.
Welcome to A10, the land of suicidal tendencies (see name of blog), surrealism (see previous posts) and utter randomness (see randInt() ).
And on a sad note, unless he's playing an April Fools' joke on us, Mr Koh will be leaving us end this term.
Should we get him a farewell gift? Broccoli? Pizza? Discuss.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:39 AM
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Monday, April 20, 2009
...Zzz
Last week saw Chewie fight for the title of Fac Babe at Zzz.
Good job Chewie!
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She led the crowd in a rendition of 手牵手with a Fac Hunk wannabe, which definitely was one of the top few items. And as part of the sadistic tradition of competitions, she correctly guessed most of the weird drinks councillors spiked her water with (Diet Coke, Pepsi, ginger beer, beer, the like).
Following which the Ares mascot (some guy in a Pooh bear suit) linked together their hands on
the stage, which got a lot of cheers from the crowd.
Unfortunately we have no pictures because we were seated too far away to get any good shots, and the big bouncing ball only came once to us.
And when it did come KC thwacked it away immediately, injuring five in the process.
If anyone else has pictures, please post it up asap plox.
Good job Chewie!
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While Chewie battled it out for the position of Fac Babe, someone new battled for Darryl's heart: His new awe-sum companion Rorschach.
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After their rather disconcerting relationship, their friendship ended abruptly when Darryl got dumped, and as revenge he kicked Rorschach, decapitating him, seperating his legs from his torso and spilling his pillow-guts across the Right Wing in the process.
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Quotes of the post:
(Lit tutorial)
Stacy:
...so I to her, and so she yields to me,
For I am rough and woo not like a babe...
[laughs]
(PT session)
Dr Ang: Can I talk to the girls...? *points at Chewie, Tracy, Stacy and Max*
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 3:47 AM
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Tuesday.
Ki tutorial.
Dr Ang, on the status of our KI scripts.
Dr Ang: I am *only* left with 8 more.
Zeyu: But we only have 17 people!!!
Dr Ang: *red face*
...caught
Stacy, at STJ: I am going to get abs from laughing!
Dr Ang, on the status of our KI scripts.
Dr Ang: I am *only* left with 8 more.
Zeyu: But we only have 17 people!!!
Dr Ang: *red face*
...caught
Stacy, at STJ: I am going to get abs from laughing!
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 9:30 AM
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009
...internalism.
KI Tutorial, Stacy draws a rather dodgy tree-broccoli-monster-looking-thing on the white board.
Tracy: BROCCOLI MONSTER!!
Stacy: No it's a tree!
Tracy: My internalism states that it is a broccoli monster.
Stacy: I impose my internalism on your internalism!
~Edit~
OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS HOT GUY??
Tracy: BROCCOLI MONSTER!!
Stacy: No it's a tree!
Tracy: My internalism states that it is a broccoli monster.
Stacy: I impose my internalism on your internalism!
~Edit~
OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS HOT GUY??
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:38 AM
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009
...lol, wut?
A rather tricky question they asked A10's representative at the fac babe/hunk interview today:
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 9:39 AM
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Thursday, April 2, 2009
the chronicles of the girl
Today Darryl and Stacy (that's me), at approximately4pm, won a scrabble match against a random science class! :D A very astounding feat considering the fact that Stacy has not played scrabble since primary school. Yeah so, *clap clap* We made it to the ~semis and are well on our way to winning $70 worth of kino vouchers. applause plz!
by request of -,
One fine evening at the very cluttered right wing at the very empty A10 bench, Rachel Tracy and Stacy engage in profound conversation of mathematical nature.
Stacy: So one half of our class is always at the library, one half stays at the class bench, and the other half- um, wait.
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Benjy: Stacy, congrats. *holds out hand*
Stacy: Thank-
Benjy: You got into smtp!
Stacy: *jaw drops*
...epic april fooling
by request of -,
One fine evening at the very cluttered right wing at the very empty A10 bench, Rachel Tracy and Stacy engage in profound conversation of mathematical nature.
Stacy: So one half of our class is always at the library, one half stays at the class bench, and the other half- um, wait.
---
Benjy: Stacy, congrats. *holds out hand*
Stacy: Thank-
Benjy: You got into smtp!
Stacy: *jaw drops*
...epic april fooling
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:36 AM
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wtfomgbbq
Max: I am the master debater.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 5:46 AM
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