HWA CHONG INSTITUTION
Faculty of ARES - God of War
CT 09A10

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

...IT BURNS!

[Lit Lecture]
Jinghao:

After great pain, a formal feeling comes --
The Nerves sit ceremonious, like Tombs
The stiff Heart questions, was it He, that bore,
And Yesterday, or Centuries before?

The Feet, mechanical, go round --
Of Ground, or Air, or Ought --
A Wooden way
Regardless grown,
A Quartz contentment, like a stone --

This is --
Class: SPARTA!

Mr Wong: [to Yicheng] I don't want to see any phalluses on the attendance sheet.

Ms Ho: A pathetic fallacy.
Darryl: A pathetic phallus.
Ms Ho: What's a pathetic fallacy?
Darryl: When you have a small dick.

Ms Ho: [shows gif of rain] What kind of words would you use to describe this? Sad?...
Someone in LT: Crap.
Ms Ho: That's not a good word.
Max: Wet.

[Maths Tutorial]
Mrs Yap: ...that is the difficulty of complex numbers. Sometimes you need to use polar form, sometimes you need to use exponential form, and sometimes you're confused.
09A10: HAHAHA
Mrs Yap: Okay, most of the time, you're confused.

[Nigel Warburton Corner]
Jean-Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness:

...Suppose, for example, that the Other is looking at me. At this moment I experience myself as wholly alienated, and I assume myself as such. Now the Third comes on the scene. ...But if the Third looks at the Other who is looking at me, the problem is more complex. I can in fact aprehend the Third not directly but upon the Other, who becomes the Other-lookd-at (by the Third). Thus the third transcendence transcends the transcendence which transcends me ...

HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 12:30 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Friday, March 26, 2010

Bad Faith

Guys, important announcement to make.

A quick search on the most trusted, and most eminent philosophy-reference website (Wikipedia) has revealed that in fact, "Sarte" should be spelled


Sartre
...
Guys - we have been lied to - ALL THESE YEARS

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 12:53 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

AND IT'S SO MUCH WEIGHTAGE

BLOCKS ARE OVER

...zero percent

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 9:02 PM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Out-Of-Context Quote of the Day

[Lit Tutorial]
Mr Wong: ...eager, passionate longing -
Yicheng: MY PRECIOUS!
Mr Wong: ...passionate longing -

Max: ...so, it's clearly anal sex.

Mr Wong: The lesson is falling apart... like a biscuit.
Max: Class stand!
Mr Wong: ...whut. *whack with rolled up paper*

Mr Wong: ...her "brown frock"... the idea of the mundane, everyday...
Yicheng: Shit.

Mr Wong: Very rare few of you saw this.
Yicheng: *pats Darryl on back*
Mr Wong: ...like Yuen Sin.

Mr Wong: The audacity of explicitly state and express adulterous desires...
Max: Like Desperate Housewives!
Mr Wong: *stones* ... quite apt, actually.

Mr Wong: *quoting Duffy's Warming Her Pearls* All night long... I burn.
Yicheng: *sings* All night long...

[Lit Lecture]
Jinghao: What's the difference between a monologue and a soliliquy?
Ms Ho: They're the same in that they aren't directed to an audience.
Max: So, what's the difference?
Ms Ho: ...spelling.

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:57 PM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Spoonfeeding is GOOD

[Lit Tutorial]
Mr Wong: "indolent sigh"... What's an "indolent sigh"?
Zeyu: *sighs indolently*
Mr Wong: ... THERE'S NO NEED FOR A DEMO.

Mr Wong: We're all indolent at times.
Max: Like Monday mornings?
Mr Wong: Yes, like Monday mornings for me. I feel absolutely sluggish and lethargic.
09A10: ...
Mr Wong: ...not in the sexual sense.

Mr Wong: Come, open your mouth.

Mr Wong: Come, aaah. *holds out imaginary spoon*
Zeyu: *opens mouth*
Mr Wong: *spoonfeeds* Ahm. Good. ...I don't have any kids, but if I had...

[Randomness at Class Benches]
Darryl: Love knows no bounds. ... well neither does statutory rape.

Eugene: If you hit your hands too hard you will burst your artillery.
SEE GUYS
THIS IS WHY WE'RE NOT A BIO CLASS

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:15 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Is knowledge about reality contingent upon our belief of it? Or must we have 100% certainty about reality for us to believe in it?

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 5:51 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

HAY GUYS

WE HAVE A FREE DAY OFF

THANK YOU SENIORS

ALL THE BEST

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 1:09 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Monday, March 8, 2010

AT THE CLASSBENCH: Re-enacting the romantic scene from the Ares dramafeste play... with a twist

Stacy sings: forgive me... for all that I can't say
Hofai: That's not how it goes!
Stacy: I know how it goes! It was the first song we ever danced to.
Nicholas: *theatrical groan*
Hofai: No, the first song we ever danced to was the Ares fac dance.

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 11:09 PM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Monday, March 1, 2010

Bloody Handkercheif

[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Chewfei: *notices that Darryl's handkercheif is stained with blood*
What the hell?
Darryl: It's my time of the month.

Darryl: He has his goodness now! God forbid I take it from him!
Benjamin: Give it to me! I said give it to me!
(Only Crucible and Mr Wong students can appreciate this quote.)

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 5:46 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

We are ;

Birthdays

    January
    3rd - Jing Hao
    7th - Tracy
    16th - Edwin
    20th - Shaowei

    February
    29th - Nicholas

    March
    21st - Zeyu
    22nd - Chewfei
    22nd - Tinayu

    April

    May

    June

    July
    29th - Max

    August
    18th -Darryl

    September
    10th - Hofai

    October
    1st - Yicheng
    8th - Benjamin

    November
    21st - Eugene
    27th - Kwang Chian

    December
    7th - Liangjun
    24th - Stacy

Rules of A10

    1. Do not talk about /b/ki/.
    2. Do NOT talk about /b/ki/.
    3. In everything, there's KI, enough said.
    4. Say one thing, but always mean your mother.
    5. Freudian Slips FTW.
    6. Puns FTW.
    7. Double Entendre FTW.
    8. Quotes FTW.

    9. What is seen cannot be unseen.

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