Tuesday, March 30, 2010
...IT BURNS!
Jinghao:
After great pain, a formal feeling comes --
The Nerves sit ceremonious, like Tombs
The stiff Heart questions, was it He, that bore,
And Yesterday, or Centuries before?
The Feet, mechanical, go round --
Of Ground, or Air, or Ought --
A Wooden way
Regardless grown,
A Quartz contentment, like a stone --
This is --
Class: SPARTA!
Mr Wong: [to Yicheng] I don't want to see any phalluses on the attendance sheet.
Ms Ho: A pathetic fallacy.
Darryl: A pathetic phallus.
Ms Ho: What's a pathetic fallacy?
Darryl: When you have a small dick.
Ms Ho: [shows gif of rain] What kind of words would you use to describe this? Sad?...
Someone in LT: Crap.
Ms Ho: That's not a good word.
Max: Wet.
[Maths Tutorial]
Mrs Yap: ...that is the difficulty of complex numbers. Sometimes you need to use polar form, sometimes you need to use exponential form, and sometimes you're confused.
09A10: HAHAHA
Mrs Yap: Okay, most of the time, you're confused.
[Nigel Warburton Corner]
Jean-Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness:
...Suppose, for example, that the Other is looking at me. At this moment I experience myself as wholly alienated, and I assume myself as such. Now the Third comes on the scene. ...But if the Third looks at the Other who is looking at me, the problem is more complex. I can in fact aprehend the Third not directly but upon the Other, who becomes the Other-lookd-at (by the Third). Thus the third transcendence transcends the transcendence which transcends me ...
HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET
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Friday, March 26, 2010
Bad Faith
A quick search on the most trusted, and most eminent philosophy-reference website (Wikipedia) has revealed that in fact, "Sarte" should be spelled
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
AND IT'S SO MUCH WEIGHTAGE
...zero percent
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Out-Of-Context Quote of the Day
Mr Wong: ...eager, passionate longing -
Yicheng: MY PRECIOUS!
Mr Wong: ...passionate longing -
Max: ...so, it's clearly anal sex.
Mr Wong: The lesson is falling apart... like a biscuit.
Max: Class stand!
Mr Wong: ...whut. *whack with rolled up paper*
Mr Wong: ...her "brown frock"... the idea of the mundane, everyday...
Yicheng: Shit.
Mr Wong: Very rare few of you saw this.
Yicheng: *pats Darryl on back*
Mr Wong: ...like Yuen Sin.
Mr Wong: The audacity of explicitly state and express adulterous desires...
Max: Like Desperate Housewives!
Mr Wong: *stones* ... quite apt, actually.
Mr Wong: *quoting Duffy's Warming Her Pearls* All night long... I burn.
Yicheng: *sings* All night long...
[Lit Lecture]
Jinghao: What's the difference between a monologue and a soliliquy?
Ms Ho: They're the same in that they aren't directed to an audience.
Max: So, what's the difference?
Ms Ho: ...spelling.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Spoonfeeding is GOOD
Mr Wong: "indolent sigh"... What's an "indolent sigh"?
Zeyu: *sighs indolently*
Mr Wong: ... THERE'S NO NEED FOR A DEMO.
Mr Wong: We're all indolent at times.
Max: Like Monday mornings?
Mr Wong: Yes, like Monday mornings for me. I feel absolutely sluggish and lethargic.
09A10: ...
Mr Wong: ...not in the sexual sense.
Mr Wong: Come, open your mouth.
Mr Wong: Come, aaah. *holds out imaginary spoon*
Zeyu: *opens mouth*
Mr Wong: *spoonfeeds* Ahm. Good. ...I don't have any kids, but if I had...
[Randomness at Class Benches]
Darryl: Love knows no bounds. ... well neither does statutory rape.
Eugene: If you hit your hands too hard you will burst your artillery.
SEE GUYS
THIS IS WHY WE'RE NOT A BIO CLASS
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
HAY GUYS
THANK YOU SENIORS
ALL THE BEST
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Monday, March 8, 2010
Stacy sings: forgive me... for all that I can't say
Hofai: That's not how it goes!
Stacy: I know how it goes! It was the first song we ever danced to.
Nicholas: *theatrical groan*
Hofai: No, the first song we ever danced to was the Ares fac dance.
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Monday, March 1, 2010
Bloody Handkercheif
Chewfei: *notices that Darryl's handkercheif is stained with blood*
What the hell?
Darryl: It's my time of the month.
Darryl: He has his goodness now! God forbid I take it from him!
Benjamin: Give it to me! I said give it to me!
(Only Crucible and Mr Wong students can appreciate this quote.)
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