Monday, August 30, 2010
It's time the Juniors spoke up
[Randomness at Class Bench]
Zhijing (10A10): Let me guess, you can stop any time you like, right?
Jinghao, Benjamin: *whines* *monodeals*
Zhijing (10A10): Let me guess, you can stop any time you like, right?
Jinghao, Benjamin: *whines* *monodeals*
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 2:08 AM
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Sunday, August 29, 2010
Poor, poor Yicheng
[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Yicheng: Hey, hey guys! Look at this!
*points to MOCH magazine centerfold, where there is a small square with his picture on it*
*A10ians crowd around*
Tianyu: Awesome! Look at that hunky Mervyn!
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Yicheng: No! Look here!
Ho Fai: Look guys, artistic solid-colour squares.
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Yicheng: Don't be an idiot, look here! *points emphatically at the picture of him carrying a canoe/kayak*
Benjamin: Hey guys, look at the awesome canoe/kayak!
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Tianyu: Eh, who's carrying the canoe/kayak ah?
Yicheng: ... Okay fine lah, fine lah! How many of you are in the magazine?!
Yicheng: Hey, hey guys! Look at this!
*points to MOCH magazine centerfold, where there is a small square with his picture on it*
*A10ians crowd around*
Tianyu: Awesome! Look at that hunky Mervyn!
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Yicheng: No! Look here!
Ho Fai: Look guys, artistic solid-colour squares.
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Yicheng: Don't be an idiot, look here! *points emphatically at the picture of him carrying a canoe/kayak*
Benjamin: Hey guys, look at the awesome canoe/kayak!
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Tianyu: Eh, who's carrying the canoe/kayak ah?
Yicheng: ... Okay fine lah, fine lah! How many of you are in the magazine?!
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:07 AM
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Friday, August 27, 2010
Farewell Quotes
..because "Eulogy" is just too damned funny-sad.
In other words Montage is finally complete, check this space for updates people.
[KI tutorial]
Mr Tan: Why do I hear a piano?
Yicheng: Because we bought you on for Teachers' Day!
Mr Tan: Aww. You shouldn't have.
Darryl: That's why we didn't!
Mr Tan: Ah, but it's the thought that counts, hm?
[Incidentally we were talking about 'artists' intention' and 'it's the thought that counts' in conceptual Art. Jokes aren't that funny when you explain it, though]
Mr Tan: 'Opera' would be considered 'high art'. Comparatively, 'low art' would be...
Darryl: Justin Bieber!
Mr Tan: It's like producing Rolls Royce, then smashing the windows to sell it to you cheaper. Smash the windows and call it a Toyota. ...which is the car I drive.
[KI tutorial]
Mr Tan: Why do I hear a piano?
Yicheng: Because we bought you on for Teachers' Day!
Mr Tan: Aww. You shouldn't have.
Darryl: That's why we didn't!
Mr Tan: Ah, but it's the thought that counts, hm?
[Incidentally we were talking about 'artists' intention' and 'it's the thought that counts' in conceptual Art. Jokes aren't that funny when you explain it, though]
Mr Tan: 'Opera' would be considered 'high art'. Comparatively, 'low art' would be...
Darryl: Justin Bieber!
Mr Tan: It's like producing Rolls Royce, then smashing the windows to sell it to you cheaper. Smash the windows and call it a Toyota. ...which is the car I drive.
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Opening the Cage: 14 Variations on 14 Words
"I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is poetry." - John Cage
I have to say poetry and is that nothing and am I saying it
I am and I have poetry to say and is that nothing saying it
I am nothing and I have poetry to say and that is saying it
I that am saying poetry have nothing and it is I and to say
And I say that I am to have poetry and saying it is nothing
I am poetry and nothing and saying it is to say that I have
To have nothing is poetry and I am saying that and I say it
Poetry is saying I have nothing and I am to say that and it
Saying nothing I am poetry and I have to say that and it is
It is and I am and I have poetry saying say that to nothing
It is saying poetry to nothing and I say I have and am that
Poetry is saying I have it and I am nothing and to say that
And that nothing is poetry I am saying and I have to say it
Saying poetry is nothing and to that I say I am and have it
- Edwin Morgan
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:38 PM
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Sunday, August 22, 2010
Poisson
What is this misshaped thing labelled 'prelims' that is inching closer
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:10 AM
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Monday, August 16, 2010
Revive!
The Return of the Quotes!
...actually just old quotes dug up from long ago, sitting on my phone memory.
...actually just old quotes dug up from long ago, sitting on my phone memory.
Also everyone send Hofai/Benjy funny and incriminating photos of yourself/others to include in class montage thanks!
[Lit Tutorial]
Shaowei: *passes Ms Heng her water bottle*
Ms Heng: Did you spit in int?
Max: No, even worse.
Ms Heng: ...did you piss in it?
Max: Warmer and warmer!
Dr Ang: *pokes head in* I'm here to take attendance.
Ms Heng: Don't worry, I got it covered. Everyone is here except Yicheng, who is in the toilet drinking his own *ahem*.
[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Jinghao: No lah, I never mug lah.
Darryl: So? *to Benjamin* I'm playing Socrates to his slave boy.
Benjamin: So you're implying he's your slave boy?
Darryl: No, I'm implying he has no maths.
Note: Would like to take this opportunity that "playing Socrates to his slave boy" actually proves that everyone has mathematical knowledge innately. Not a True Meno reference.
[Lit Tutorial]
Shaowei: *passes Ms Heng her water bottle*
Ms Heng: Did you spit in int?
Max: No, even worse.
Ms Heng: ...did you piss in it?
Max: Warmer and warmer!
Dr Ang: *pokes head in* I'm here to take attendance.
Ms Heng: Don't worry, I got it covered. Everyone is here except Yicheng, who is in the toilet drinking his own *ahem*.
[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Jinghao: No lah, I never mug lah.
Darryl: So? *to Benjamin* I'm playing Socrates to his slave boy.
Benjamin: So you're implying he's your slave boy?
Darryl: No, I'm implying he has no maths.
Note: Would like to take this opportunity that "playing Socrates to his slave boy" actually proves that everyone has mathematical knowledge innately. Not a True Meno reference.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:39 AM
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ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians