KILME A10

2010-11-07T06:46:00.000-08:00

08 Nov 2010 MON - History Paper 02: 1400h-1700h
10 Nov 2010 WED - KI Paper 01: 0800h-1100h
11 Nov 2010 THU - Mathematics Paper 01: 0800h-1100h
11 Nov 2010 THU - History Paper 01: 1400h-1700h
12 Nov 2010 FRI - Mathematics Paper 02: 0800h-1100h
15 Nov 2010 MON - Literature Paper 01: 0800h-1100h
19 Nov 2010 FRI - KI Paper 02: 0800h-1000h
19 Nov 2010 FRI - Economics Paper 01: 1430h-1645h
23 Nov 2010 TUE - Economics Paper 02: 1300h-1615h
26 Nov 2010 FRI - Literature Paper 05: 0800h-1100h

Post-Prelims, Pre-A Levels

2010-10-27T21:31:00.000-07:00

[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Kwangchian: My crotch is as steel! Take your best shot!

*Hofai brings back a McCafe coffee with an extra cap*
Benjamin: Yo dawg I herd you like caps so we put caps on your caps in your KAP so you can cap while you cap while you KAP.

Cheryl Chui: I remember I went a little psycho for O's. I wonder how I'll be like next year.
Zhijing: Do you think it's safe for me to sit here?

[Out of Context Theatre]
Max: I thought the naked thing was cute.

[Math Prelims Results]
Kwangchian: We both got Us for Maths Prelims. We're in the same boat.
Max: If I'm in the same boat as you, I better get out before it sinks! It's a depressing sinking feeling when KC beats me in maths.

Max: I just did badly for Math Paper 2. You could say it was stat-utory rape!

...

2010-10-09T11:58:00.001-07:00

Philo class with Jonlajoie:

If a tree falls down in a forest, but there's no one around to hear it except for one man, and the tree falls on that man and kills him, does the man dying make a sound?

2010-10-07T09:14:00.000-07:00

Hi gaiz.

There is this LJ community of KI notes made by seniors a few years back

ki food for your brains in vats

IDK if it'll be any help cuz I'm too lazy to read through atm. But it seems smart. And funny. And, most importantly, concise. YAY (Y)

love
Stacy-who-is-not-your-ki-rep-but-who-likes-stealing-&-sharing-notes-nonetheless

2010-09-28T05:17:00.000-07:00

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RANDOM ARTICLE ABOUT GALILEO:

"Eppur si muove⁽¹⁾" ("And yet it does move")

Mumbling these words quietly to himself, or so the story goes, Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) left the session of the Inquisition that had found him guilty after a trial for "grave suspicion of heresy". The "heresy" was in connection with his publication of a book, "Dialogue on the Tides" in which his belief in the Copernican notion of a Sun centered universe had sort of "slipped in".

In Italy in 1633, suggesting that the earth, that rock solid center of God's universe actually moved around another body, the Sun, was not the wisest thing to do. In fact that idea could get you killed... or worse. Galileo got off easy since he was sentenced to life in prison which lucky for him, became permanent house arrest instead.

Oh and in addition he was commanded to never mention the idea again, his book was burned and the sentence against him was to be read publicly in every university. "And yet it does move". He may not actually have said it, in fact it would have been extremely dangerous for him to do that, but he no doubt thought it.

So who was Galileo really and why was the church court so upset about his claims? He was born near Pisa, on February 15, 1564. Although he wasn't overly radical in his views he was inclined to 'march to his own drummer' a trait evidently inherited from his father Vincenzo Galilei. After an elementary education he entered the University of Pisa in 1581 to study medicine. He didn't graduate, however, and in 1585 he left the university having studied mostly philosophy and mathematics instead.

After university he pursued an interest he had developed in natural motions and the behavior of bodies of water. It was the latter that got him going on his book on tides but I'm getting ahead of myself. In spite of not having earned a degree, Galileo did manage to get a teaching post at his old alma mater in 1589 but by 1592 that career path came to an abrupt end because he had the audacity to challenge one of the fundamental teachings of an old Greek, named Aristotle.

Aristotle's beliefs and principles had achieved the status of divine writ in the Christian Church which was especially ironic since he lived and died over 300 years before the birth of Christ in pagan Greece. How this came about is a subject for another piece but getting back to our story, Galileo was inclined to doubt at least one of his assertions namely that objects of different weights fall to earth at different rates of speed⁽²⁾. He was interested in motion remember.

As I said before, he wasn't all that radical and except for the odd assertion contradicting Aristotle and by extension God himself, Galileo pretty much kept most of his ideas to himself. This allowed him to neatly slip into another teaching post this time at the University of Padua. This one lasted eighteen years until 1610. During this period he further developed his interest in math and physics doing more extensive work on falling bodies and the like.

One subject that he did not pursue especially was astronomy. In spite of this he became interested in the theories of a Polish astronomer by the name of Nikolaj Kopernik (1473-1543) who is better known by his Latin name, Nicholaus Copernicus. Kopernik came up with the notion that the traditional model which placed the Earth at the center of the universe, was probably wrong and it was more likely that the Earth revolved around the Sun.

As we've already seen this was not exactly a popular idea with the Church establishment since it was in direct conflict with the Truth namely Aristotle's idea that in God's perfect universe the Earth was the center of it all. Copernicus was no fool and he made sure not to make his heresy public in his lifetime. It should also be mentioned that his idea wasn't all that obviously superior.

If you are standing on the earth watching the Sun rise and set you can just as easily imagine the heavens revolving around you, as the earth rotating on its axis and revolving around the sun. Besides, the perfectly circular orbits described by Copernicus didn't really fit the true motion of the heavens all that much better than the traditional model. The real problem of course had to do not with science but with theology and that is what eventually got Galileo in trouble.

Underlying the tenacity with which the Church of Galileo's day clung to what to us were the utterly indefensible theories blamed on poor old Aristotle was a rather curious notion. It was this. The correct way to understand how the world functioned was to probe divine revelation. There really was only one truth and that was God's truth. If you should have any idea that did not square with God's truth then it obviously came from that other fellow, the Devil.

In such a climate, any theory you might dream up even if it was supported by actual observation had to be wrong if in some way it violated divine law. End of story! Galileo should have known better. He knew the rules but as I said before, he tended to march to his own drummer. For one thing, the Copernican model worked much better to explain his theory on tides (that book again, remember). So he made a bold decision.

He had heard in 1609 that in Holland they had invented a crude telescope. Seizing on this idea, he set out to perfect this marvelous device. Don't forget, his interest lay in physics. Working feverishly he succeeded in building a successful model which he promptly presented to the Doge of Venice. The latter seeing its potential as a navigational device immediately doubled his salary.

By the end of the year he had managed to build a model with 20 times magnification. Then he made a fateful decision. He pointed it to the heavens. The first object to appear in his wonderful glass was the Moon. Poor old Galileo. What was he going to do? You see according to divine revelation a-la-Aristotle, the moon being part of the heavens was smooth and divinely perfect. Now here, right in his telescope it was plain to see that it was anything but.

Fortunately for him, his discoveries, which subsequently also included the fact that the planet Venus had phases like those of the moon and that another planet, Jupiter had moons of its own did not get him in trouble with the Church even when he published these findings in March 1610 in "The Starry Messenger". In fact it gained him an appointment as court mathematician at Florence.

His charmed existence did not last however. Events overtook Galileo Galilei and, as we saw at the beginning of this article, his "wayward ways" eventually caught up with him. His story has been used to illustrate different things such as for example that the Church was a villain that for many years stood in the way of scientific progress. In some respects that was certainly the case.

However, was their position all that unreasonable? Given what was known at that time, the new ideas themselves required quite a leap of faith, never mind that accepting them would also mean risking the wrath of God. It should also be pointed out that the Church represented the establishment of its day and like the establishment of any age they had the weight and burden of their position to contend with.

I mention this, because as we look around us today we still see many examples of tradition-bound institutions that more often than not act as an impediment to the very endeavors they are supposed to promote. Not only do we see this in the creaky institutions of government, law enforcement and the like, even in the halls of science there are more examples of hide-bound intransigence than we like to admit.

I'm out of space, but I suspect I'll be returning to this topic again.

Question

2010-09-17T10:32:00.000-07:00

[Randomness at the Class Bench]
(after Econs Prelims)
Eugene: So, which question did you do?

[For future reference: You were supposed to do all questions. Now laugh.]

New Intepretations Yes

2010-09-06T07:56:00.001-07:00

Now, Zeyu, u have to draw this on your lit paper

It's time the Juniors spoke up

2010-08-30T02:08:00.000-07:00

[Randomness at Class Bench]
Zhijing (10A10): Let me guess, you can stop any time you like, right?
Jinghao, Benjamin: *whines* *monodeals*

Poor, poor Yicheng

2010-08-29T06:07:00.000-07:00

[Randomness at the Class Bench]

Yicheng: Hey, hey guys! Look at this!
*points to MOCH magazine centerfold, where there is a small square with his picture on it*
*A10ians crowd around*
Tianyu: Awesome! Look at that hunky Mervyn!
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Yicheng: No! Look here!
Ho Fai: Look guys, artistic solid-colour squares.
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Yicheng: Don't be an idiot, look here! *points emphatically at the picture of him carrying a canoe/kayak*
Benjamin: Hey guys, look at the awesome canoe/kayak!
09A10: *agrees* Ooooh...
Tianyu: Eh, who's carrying the canoe/kayak ah?
Yicheng: ... Okay fine lah, fine lah! How many of you are in the magazine?!

Farewell Quotes

2010-08-27T22:38:00.000-07:00

..because "Eulogy" is just too damned funny-sad.

In other words Montage is finally complete, check this space for updates people.

[KI tutorial]
Mr Tan: Why do I hear a piano?
Yicheng: Because we bought you on for Teachers' Day!
Mr Tan: Aww. You shouldn't have.
Darryl: That's why we didn't!
Mr Tan: Ah, but it's the thought that counts, hm?
[Incidentally we were talking about 'artists' intention' and 'it's the thought that counts' in conceptual Art. Jokes aren't that funny when you explain it, though]

Mr Tan: 'Opera' would be considered 'high art'. Comparatively, 'low art' would be...
Darryl: Justin Bieber!

Mr Tan: It's like producing Rolls Royce, then smashing the windows to sell it to you cheaper. Smash the windows and call it a Toyota. ...which is the car I drive.

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Opening the Cage: 14 Variations on 14 Words
"I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is poetry." - John Cage

I have to say poetry and is that nothing and am I saying it
I am and I have poetry to say and is that nothing saying it
I am nothing and I have poetry to say and that is saying it
I that am saying poetry have nothing and it is I and to say
And I say that I am to have poetry and saying it is nothing
I am poetry and nothing and saying it is to say that I have
To have nothing is poetry and I am saying that and I say it
Poetry is saying I have nothing and I am to say that and it
Saying nothing I am poetry and I have to say that and it is
It is and I am and I have poetry saying say that to nothing
It is saying poetry to nothing and I say I have and am that
Poetry is saying I have it and I am nothing and to say that
And that nothing is poetry I am saying and I have to say it
Saying poetry is nothing and to that I say I am and have it

- Edwin Morgan

Poisson

2010-08-22T08:10:00.001-07:00

What is this misshaped thing labelled 'prelims' that is inching closer

Revive!

2010-08-16T08:39:00.000-07:00

The Return of the Quotes!

...actually just old quotes dug up from long ago, sitting on my phone memory.

Also everyone send Hofai/Benjy funny and incriminating photos of yourself/others to include in class montage thanks!

[Lit Tutorial]
Shaowei: *passes Ms Heng her water bottle*
Ms Heng: Did you spit in int?
Max: No, even worse.
Ms Heng: ...did you piss in it?
Max: Warmer and warmer!

Dr Ang: *pokes head in* I'm here to take attendance.
Ms Heng: Don't worry, I got it covered. Everyone is here except Yicheng, who is in the toilet drinking his own *ahem*.

[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Jinghao: No lah, I never mug lah.
Darryl: So? *to Benjamin* I'm playing Socrates to his slave boy.
Benjamin: So you're implying he's your slave boy?
Darryl: No, I'm implying he has no maths.

Note: Would like to take this opportunity that "playing Socrates to his slave boy" actually proves that everyone has mathematical knowledge innately. Not a True Meno reference.

2010-07-24T13:09:00.001-07:00

This is Tracy. I have not dropped out. I am on leave.

Fascinated Clicking

2010-07-07T01:53:00.000-07:00

Innocent Online Research for IS, Part One

1. Google philosophy-related term OR Go onto Wikipedia

2. [Twenty minutes of fascinated clicking later]

3. Open tabs:

Pythagoras Theorem
3 (number)
Some random history guy
KILMEA10
Dinosaur Comics
Iamblichus
Toy Story

INFINITE REGRESS - AGAIN

2010-06-15T23:49:00.001-07:00

BECAUSE IT'S INFINITE

KI, Econs and Lit Revision - DONE

2010-06-14T02:44:00.000-07:00

On another note
We're doing our (potential) kids a favour because

We're so screwed

2010-06-12T00:55:00.000-07:00

Somewhere, a Science student is laughing.

your mom

2010-06-11T18:34:00.001-07:00

The New face of Awesome

2010-06-06T08:56:00.000-07:00

Nuff said

philosopher-kings

2010-05-27T07:00:00.000-07:00

Prime Minister: Max

Deputy Prime Minister: Tian Yu

Minister for Community Development, Youth and Sports: Eugene

Minister for Defence: Yi Cheng

Minister for Education: Ho Fai

Minister for the Environment and Water Resources: Tracy

Minister for Finance: Jing Hao

Minister for Foreign Affairs: Lei (Berlin Boy) Zeyu

Minister for Health: Chew Fei

Minister for Home Affairs: Darryl (the) Ho

Minister for Information, Communication and the Arts: Nicholas

Minister for Law: Benjy

Minister for Manpower: Kwang Chian

Minister for National Development: Liang Jun

Minister for Trade & Industry: Bo Dong

Minister for Transport: Shao Wei

Le Poisson

2010-05-20T08:39:00.000-07:00

Children and Poems

2010-05-18T01:30:00.000-07:00

[KI Tutorial]
Mr Tan: Many of us are not having children now.
Tianyu: ... Really?

[Lit Tutorial]
Ms Heng:

"Go, and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,"

These two lines are famous - wait, Tianyu, what are you doing with your hand under the table?
Darryl: He's getting with child a mandrae root.
Ms Heng: No, he's playing with a pen. That could be a phallic symbol. Ha ha ha.

Ms Heng:

"And swear
Nowhere
Lives a woman true, and fair."

What does this mean?
Zeyu: He's cynical that there's no woman true and fair.
Ms Heng: Of course! Paraphrase it!
Darryl: There is no true and fair woman.
Ms Heng: ...
09A10: TRUMAN!
Ms Heng: ...what?
Zeyu: *sings* I see your true colours...

Ms Heng: You should never be reductionistic!

To Keep Up The Appearance of Being Busy

2010-05-12T05:04:00.000-07:00

Vocabulary of the day

Oh-fuck face (oh - faark faez)
Upon the moment of recognition of GGness (a topic for another post), the countenance one assumes is commonly known as the "oh-fuck face". It is usually defined as a face with twisted features upon recognition of GGness, including shock, surprise, sadness, AAAAAHHHness, and general knowledge that one is in an extremely ~~screwed~~ unfavourable and disadvantageous position.

Example of usage:
Kwangchian: After the opposition MP hammered the Minister of Education, the Minister had an oh-fuck face for a few seconds before responding...

[Lit Lecture]
Ms Ho: "Know Thy Text". That's a reference to another famous axiom, "Know Thy Self".
Darryl: No you.

[Econs Tutorial]
*after setting the clock forward*
Tianyu: Ms Phang, you're 20 minutes late!
Ms Phang: Really?... No lah, the clock has been adjusted.
Eugene: Adjusted for inflation.

[Randomness at Class Benches]
Max: When was the longest time you missed your period?
Stacy: ...11 years.

Zeyu: *singing very loudly and in close proximity to Dr Hon*

Tianyu: So, who's playing Ip Man's wife?
09A10: HAHAHA
Max: Who's doing his wife?
Benjamin: I thought it was an evil puppet master...
Darryl: Oh, he's pulling something, but it isn't strings.
Tianyu: No, I meant: Who's the actress?

Screwed Up

2010-05-11T18:13:00.000-07:00

Live, from KI Lecture!

[KI Tutorial]
Mr Tan: What do we see in some art that makes it more beautiful? Symmetry, for one, and hyper… hyper…
Tianyu: … -ventilation?
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Tan: Yeah, stand in front of the Mona Lisa and breathe a little harder, and it’ll suddenly look more beautiful.
Max: -Beam!

Mr Tan: A quick straw poll – shows that most off you wouldn’t do Q3. Why?
Zeyu: Why? But 2 is screwed up!...
Max: 3 is screwed up!
Tianyu: 4 is screwed up!
Kwangchian: THIS is screwed up!
Mr Tan: Okay… why is Q3 “screwed up”?

Mr Tan: If you had to point to a sentence as the conclusion, which would it be?
09A10: That one. *gestures*

THE TRUTH BEYOND THE TRUTH

2010-04-29T01:03:00.001-07:00

Ode-like Limerick

2010-04-21T05:37:00.000-07:00

There was a teacher, Auggie Wong
Broke once into poetic song
Said "fuck" thrice in class
So strict; none shall pass
Test comments always very long

(yay Mr Wong! =D)

We have had no quotes, and it is disgusting

2010-04-20T12:01:00.001-07:00

[Randomness at Class Benches]
*Jinghao, Tianyu, Max, KC, Tracy and Benjy walking at carpark*
*car passes by in front*
Jinghao: Our road leh!
Benjy: What, your name Tan Kah Kee ah?
Max: No, it's Lee Guang Chian!

Darryl: *reads junior journal* Eugene mixes viagra into his hair wax to make his hair stand erect.
Benjy: Then you can go aronud and headbutt people.
Nicholas: That gives a whole new meaning to hair fetish.
Darryl: What a dickhead.

Ms Ho: "...grounded to the..."?
Jinghao: Ground?

Zeyu: *attempts to kiss the Pooh bear toy*

bored outta my miiiind

2010-04-10T02:35:00.000-07:00

...IT BURNS!

2010-03-30T00:30:00.000-07:00

[Lit Lecture]
Jinghao:

After great pain, a formal feeling comes --
The Nerves sit ceremonious, like Tombs
The stiff Heart questions, was it He, that bore,
And Yesterday, or Centuries before?

The Feet, mechanical, go round --
Of Ground, or Air, or Ought --
A Wooden way
Regardless grown,
A Quartz contentment, like a stone --

This is --
Class: SPARTA!

Mr Wong: [to Yicheng] I don't want to see any phalluses on the attendance sheet.

Ms Ho: A pathetic fallacy.
Darryl: A pathetic phallus.
Ms Ho: What's a pathetic fallacy?
Darryl: When you have a small dick.

Ms Ho: [shows gif of rain] What kind of words would you use to describe this? Sad?...
Someone in LT: Crap.
Ms Ho: That's not a good word.
Max: Wet.

[Maths Tutorial]
Mrs Yap: ...that is the difficulty of complex numbers. Sometimes you need to use polar form, sometimes you need to use exponential form, and sometimes you're confused.
09A10: HAHAHA
Mrs Yap: Okay, most of the time, you're confused.

[Nigel Warburton Corner]
Jean-Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness:

...Suppose, for example, that the Other is looking at me. At this moment I experience myself as wholly alienated, and I assume myself as such. Now the Third comes on the scene. ...But if the Third looks at the Other who is looking at me, the problem is more complex. I can in fact aprehend the Third not directly but upon the Other, who becomes the Other-lookd-at (by the Third). Thus the third transcendence transcends the transcendence which transcends me ...

HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET

Bad Faith

2010-03-26T00:53:00.001-07:00

Guys, important announcement to make.

A quick search on the most trusted, and most eminent philosophy-reference website (Wikipedia) has revealed that in fact, "Sarte" should be spelled

Sartre

...

Guys - we have been lied to - ALL THESE YEARS

AND IT'S SO MUCH WEIGHTAGE

2010-03-24T21:02:00.001-07:00

BLOCKS ARE OVER

...zero percent

Out-Of-Context Quote of the Day

2010-03-17T22:57:00.000-07:00

[Lit Tutorial]
Mr Wong: ...eager, passionate longing -
Yicheng: MY PRECIOUS!
Mr Wong: ...passionate longing -

Max: ...so, it's clearly anal sex.

Mr Wong: The lesson is falling apart... like a biscuit.
Max: Class stand!
Mr Wong: ...whut. *whack with rolled up paper*

Mr Wong: ...her "brown frock"... the idea of the mundane, everyday...
Yicheng: Shit.

Mr Wong: Very rare few of you saw this.
Yicheng: *pats Darryl on back*
Mr Wong: ...like Yuen Sin.

Mr Wong: The audacity of explicitly state and express adulterous desires...
Max: Like Desperate Housewives!
Mr Wong: *stones* ... quite apt, actually.

Mr Wong: *quoting Duffy's Warming Her Pearls* All night long... I burn.
Yicheng: *sings* All night long...

[Lit Lecture]
Jinghao: What's the difference between a monologue and a soliliquy?
Ms Ho: They're the same in that they aren't directed to an audience.
Max: So, what's the difference?
Ms Ho: ...spelling.

Spoonfeeding is GOOD

2010-03-16T06:15:00.000-07:00

[Lit Tutorial]
Mr Wong: "indolent sigh"... What's an "indolent sigh"?
Zeyu: *sighs indolently*
Mr Wong: ... THERE'S NO NEED FOR A DEMO.

Mr Wong: We're all indolent at times.
Max: Like Monday mornings?
Mr Wong: Yes, like Monday mornings for me. I feel absolutely sluggish and lethargic.
09A10: ...
Mr Wong: ...not in the sexual sense.

Mr Wong: Come, open your mouth.

Mr Wong: Come, aaah. *holds out imaginary spoon*
Zeyu: *opens mouth*
Mr Wong: *spoonfeeds* Ahm. Good. ...I don't have any kids, but if I had...

[Randomness at Class Benches]
Darryl: Love knows no bounds. ... well neither does statutory rape.

Eugene: If you hit your hands too hard you will burst your artillery.
SEE GUYS
THIS IS WHY WE'RE NOT A BIO CLASS

2010-03-16T05:51:00.000-07:00

Is knowledge about reality contingent upon our belief of it? Or must we have 100% certainty about reality for us to believe in it?

HAY GUYS

2010-03-09T01:09:00.001-08:00

WE HAVE A FREE DAY OFF

THANK YOU SENIORS

ALL THE BEST

2010-03-08T23:09:00.001-08:00

AT THE CLASSBENCH: Re-enacting the romantic scene from the Ares dramafeste play... with a twist

Stacy sings: forgive me... for all that I can't say
Hofai: That's not how it goes!
Stacy: I know how it goes! It was the first song we ever danced to.
Nicholas: *theatrical groan*
Hofai: No, the first song we ever danced to was the Ares fac dance.

Bloody Handkercheif

2010-03-01T05:46:00.000-08:00

[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Chewfei: *notices that Darryl's handkercheif is stained with blood*
What the hell?
Darryl: It's my time of the month.

Darryl: He has his goodness now! God forbid I take it from him!
Benjamin: Give it to me! I said give it to me!
(Only Crucible and Mr Wong students can appreciate this quote.)

SARTE! SARTE! SAAAAAARTE!

2010-02-23T06:32:00.001-08:00

*** ACHEIVEMENTS UNLOCKED ***

Sparcheivement: Yell "This - is - Sparta!" or "Sparta!" 20 times someone says anything with "This is -"

Jean-Paul Sarcheivement: Yell "This - is - Sarte!" or "Sarta!" 20 times someone says anything with "This is - "

Philosophcopter: Go "Sartesartesartesartesarte" etc. 20 times in any context whatsoever.

We need to get all our acheivements together dudes/dudettes.

Science vs. love vs. KI

2010-02-16T08:39:00.001-08:00

from xkcd.com

ARE WE SCIENISTS

OR ARE WE KI STUDENTS

REMEMBER THE NOBLE LIE, GENTLEMEN (and sistaz)

Happy CNY

2010-02-13T08:56:00.001-08:00

[Lit Tutorial]
*Stacy sits in class*
Mr Wong: Is that Tracy? Who's that? What's that?... is it a spirit?
Yicheng: It's Tracy. Hong Kong does things to you.

Darryl: I was DOTAing last night and I thought of Emily Dickinson. "After Nicholas Holy Shit, a formal feeling comes..."

[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Yicheng: I'm sorry I'm one seamless...
Darryl: ...stream of shit!
Zeyu: That's a new writing style!
Yicheng: It'd be damn sad if you write "I'm trying to replicate the stream of consciousness", and your teacher writes "stream of shit, maybe..."

Max: Do you want to try some of my mee goreng?
Darryl: No, I don't want to catch AIDS.
Max: I knew you were going to say that! I'm waiting for when you can come upwith another disease. Why AIDS?
Darryl: It's not curable. Gonhorrea is curable. Syphillis is curable.
Max: It is? I'm saved!

---

Happy CNY.
May all of you get as many hongbaos as number of pages in your KI notes and History notes, as well as all the Maths and Econs tutorials, and the two thick Literature poem books, and your PW WR.

And as much money as it took to print all of them.

Are the Juniors here?

2010-02-11T00:18:00.001-08:00

[KI Tutorial]
*Eugene's phone goes off, playing the Cadbury song*
Mr Tan: Whose is that?
Eugene: Mine, sorry, I forgot to turn off silent mode.
*fumbles with phone. J-Pop music plays*
Mr Tan: Can you turn it off now? And while you're at it, get a normal ringtone.

Mr Tan: What's more important than the lesson? Could you just leave it until later... unless, of course, the President of Singapore just contacted you and you're the only one who can save us.
Tianyu: Argh, then we're screwed!

Mr Tan: Solipsism: The belief that only yourself exists, and that the rest are figments of your imagination.
Tianyu: The True Form.

[Lit Tutorial]

Zeyu: *on Emily Dickinson's poem* Could Nature's "Golden Finger" mean...
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: To go from a picture of feminine divinity to a British spy... that has got to be a quantum leap or two.
Max: Quantum of Solace!

Mr Wong: "her largesse of spirit"... what's "largesse"?
Darryl: "Large" lah.
Max: Largesse. The largesse of your mom!
Darryl: Your mom's largesse.
Mr Wong: I kind of regret introing this word because I know it'll be misquoted... By no means use this to describe physical attributes.

Mr Wong: What is "ineffable"?
Zeyu: *mumble*
Mr Wong: ...whaat?
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: Are you guys alreayd using the word in your own terms?
Max: To eff the ineffable.

Max: If a girl can't give birth, do you call her ineffable?
Benjy: Impregnable.
Max: Unbearable. Inconceivable.

Darryl: You know what else is ineffable? Your mother's largesse!

Chewfei: What's "iconoclast"?
Max: Someone who goes against accepted norms.
Darryl: How did you know that?
*Max looks at his Macbook with the dictionary application running*
Max: SAT preparation.

[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Benjy: *looking at Max's Macbook Pro* You have a Time Machine on your Mac?
Max: What can I say? Apple rules.
Darryl: ...what?
Max: Word, Excel... oh look, a Time Machine.

Mr Shyam: I'm going to shoot you!
Zeyu: But you already shot me.
Mr Shyam: I missed.

Tianyu: *to juniors* This is Tru -
Darryl: Shut your face!

Hofai: Did you see the tailor?
Benjy: Yeah, he went to over there to measure girls' skirts.
Nicholas: Well, he won't be back for a while.

2010-02-10T00:42:00.000-08:00

What? There are strict criteria's for going into Heaven! Its not my fault.

2010-02-10T00:41:00.000-08:00

Sometimes, things are best left unknown...

Synonyms

2010-02-03T22:15:00.000-08:00

[Lit Tutorial]

Ms Heng: Can you find any synoymn for "cute"?

Max: "Adorable"?

Ms Heng: No...

Max: "Damn chio?"...

Ms Heng: [to Darryl] You need to be more romantic...

Max (to Zeyu): I'm not going to suck your d*ck!

(nice to know you're staying faithful, max)

---

Hello juniors.

May you find us a more interesting bunch that you think we are.

And welcome to A10!

...and remember, seniors have priority on the class bench. 8D

---

And now, to cater to the newer group of non-KI, students...

we have a slightly-related SCIENCE STRIP!

yes we know almost no one takes science but bear with us please

2010-01-30T03:56:00.000-08:00

Sweet Victory

2010-01-30T01:35:00.000-08:00

** ACHEIVEMENT UNLOCKED **

Sweet Sacrifice: Offer someone a sweet / candy / something edible, have other classmates clamour for it, and have none left by the end of that tutorial / lecture.

---

[Lit Tutorial]
Shaowei: *sits on table, table squeaks*
Ms Heng: Please don't sit on the table. I can't stand the noise.
Shaowei: *gets off the table* There's a noise?
KC: Yeah. *shakes table violently* *table squeaks very loudly*
Ms Heng: *facepalms* Shaowei, you mean you honestly couldn't hear that?

Ms Heng: Does "whip" have negative connotations?
Zeyu: Depends who you're talking about.

[Maths Tutorial]
Mrs Yap: Tall... dark...
09A10: ...and Hofai!

Operation Black Hawk

2010-01-28T20:50:00.000-08:00

We have successfully proliferated the minds of the classes around us with the Last Supper.
More than 3 seperate groups were seen Last Suppering in our immediate vicinity alone.

Let the Last Suppering spirit live on (and on~)

...on a related note, 09A10 would like to urge everyone not to get caught, so as to prevent a rise in Last Meals from happening.

---

[KI Tutorial]

Mr Tan (posing as a monk who was caught having porn in his house): I’m sorry, it shouldn’t have happened, and it won’t happen again… but really, in this day and age, where porn is so releva–RAMPANT –
09A10: HAHAHA

Lit tutorial

2010-01-27T06:42:00.000-08:00

Chewfei: ...and as Zeyu has said-

Ms Heng: AS I SAID! Quote your sources properly!

Max: Use Chicago Manual Style.

Hofai: S. T. Heng.

Putting it into context

2010-01-25T06:31:00.000-08:00

[Lit Tutorial]
Mr Wong: Hofai, I've been neglecting you.
Hofai: O hai.

[Econs Lecture]
Tianyu: I am now become deaf.
Benjy: Destroyer of worlds?
Tianyu: ...what? No, deaf, as in, I'm not listening anymore.

[Randomness at Class Benches]
Eugene: Hey Hofai nice haircut. Did you cut yourself? [laughter] But seriously, you should go sue that barber.

Extreme C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

2010-01-21T23:56:00.001-08:00

** ACHEIVEMENTS UNLOCKED **

Last Supper - eXtreme: Buy non-finger food from High School and eat it at the class bench.

Last Meal - eXtreme: Get busted by a teacher while attempting to Last Supper - eXtreme.

***
[KI Lecture]
Mr Tan: All lectures need at least one picture of Angelina Jolie.

[KI Tutorial]
Mr Tan: There was a time where there was no such thing as chicken nuggets. It was a dark time. You youngsters don’t know how lucky you are to grow up with chicken nuggets.
Tianyu: There was only… chicken.

Mr Tan: If someone builds you a building and he says its safe, you have to trust him. …and then it’s declared structurally unsound and the school has to move to Bukit Batok. This building is an example of what happens when you trust experts. MOE said build me a junior college… and make sure that it doesn’t fall down and kill all its students.

*thumps hand against wall*
*hollow sound*
*awkward pause*

*thumps hand against another wall*
*hollow sound*
That is very disturbing.

Mr Tan: They people who voted in the Nazis were not evil… “Ooh, I will vote in a party that will commit genocide.”

[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Hofai: And then pigs flew and batmaan grew and lolcats mudkipz nao.
[pause]
I have no idea what I just said.

Darryl: Just imagine if I published a book. Ho's principle of something something.
Max: All your followers will be called Hos!
Jinghao: All your female followers will be called whores.

Acheivement Unlocked!

2010-01-19T07:29:00.000-08:00

** NEW ACHEIVEMENT UNLOCKED **

Last Meal: Get busted by a teacher while trying to Last Supper.

[During Lit Tutorial]
Max: Do you know Cyril Wong?
Mr Wong: Yeah. As a Lit person, you get to know writers and poets in Singapore. A good friend of mine is a very close friend of Cyril Wong.
Max: Oh, because we interviewed him last year for PW.
Mr Wong: What gave you the connection?
Max: Mutual friends on Facebook.

Mr Wong: [to KC] Your name resonates... it has a sort of majestic splendor about it. Think about it in Chinese: 光, light - and to come before light...
09A10: Whoh...
Max: You are a genius!
Zeyu: Which is in decline!

Mr Wong: [to KC] "Some are born great, some acheive greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." You have a legacy on your shoulders.
Zeyu: You're kidding me! This guy?
Hofai: If he becomes President, he must remember me. I gave him 2 pieces of foolscap paper.

Mr Wong: The wilful and wonton rebellion...
Max: The wilful and wonton rebellion in China!
Mr Wong: What does wonton mean?
Tracy: Wonton mee!

Mr Wong: This is different from what Jinghao suggested just 2 minutes ago... 1 minute ago... less than one minute ago.

Chewfei: Euphony...
Ms Heng: Euphony. What's "euphony"?
Darryl: You're an imposter. You phony!

Zeyu: Could one compare this to a pack of hyenas and a pride of lions...
Ms Heng: ... No.
Max: You've been watching too much Nat Geo.
Tianyu: You've been watching too much Lion King.

[Maths Lecture]
Lecturer: Infinity is exclusive, because you can't reach infinity.
Tianyu: But if one doesn't reach infinity, how do we go to infinity and beyond?

KC: Both tutor-tutee must be of the same gender? This is sexist!
Benjy: This is Sparta!
Hofai: This is My Little Pony!
[awkward pause]
KC: ...what?

[Randomness at the Class Benches]
[male]: Don't you think [this female] is a more attractive proposition?
09A10: No...
Max: Would you be scared if we said you were a more attractive proposition?

SATS Vocab SPEEDBUILDER!

2010-01-18T05:56:00.000-08:00

My Husband Nob (aka SATS Vocab Speedbuilder) by ZEYU!

Nob is as aberrant a husband as one could get – well, quite almost as aberrant. He is, in the apogee of hedonistic avarice, the aspirant of asinine bacchanalianism. His often banal and rather balmy banter at home alluded to nothing of what badinage he could sprout at work – which was meritorious, for nothing allays that man’s asperity than a good measure of saccharine chortle – or wifely animus. I should also mention that one such as himself, though somewhat boisterous and audacious, was sadly, a physically amorphous man, save, for that aquiline anathema, which he calls an “olfactory immaculacy”. I, on the other hand, prefer to call it the adjunct addendum.

Now, being his partner by holy matrimony, I cannot at once go on listing all the many faults I find in this abomination of nature. Rather, his acumens are comely too. He is, for one, a most amenable husband among his many predecessors. Being in a perpetually ancillary capacity, he is adroit in the menial labors of taking up the neighbor’s affront. He has also accrued for himself a most admirable collection of accolades for acceding to every son-of-a-bitch-salesperson’s sloppy sales pitches. And if by some adventitious chance he is afflicted by antediluvian chivalry, dear me no! How he balks my attempts to deliver a good’ol roundhouse to that mousey-faced penis whose garden is abutting on our land.

Of course, please do not arbitrate my many idiosyncrasies yet. I am a goodly woman, and my appellation – The Merrywife Catherina – belies the apotheosis of as genteel and self-effacing a woman as can be. Let me remind you, that of the many blunders that Nob has had the chance to aggregate, I, in the form of a most agreeable and appeasing fashion, hid my aghast and anguish, but, admonished him gently in mild demeanor. Thereupon, I immediately absolved him of his abysmal guilt, granting amnesty where amnesty ought not to be deserved. Do not doubt, even in a fraction of a second, of my submission to my husband, my withholding of ascendancy towards this otherwise incapacitated and blithering idiot… The vice of a good woman, they say, amount to the accoutrement of acerbity in her tongue, but having practiced assiduously and ardently in the abrasion of my own oral acuity, I am sufficiently happy to say that my former bane has been transferred wholly to my appendages, whereupon, facing incurable wrath and animosity to my beloved in another of his mediatory attempts, my aphasia was assuaged by apposite annihilation. I pray to our Heavenly Father for the bereavement to myself, and to leave me with the most cherished memory of this ballast, and the solemn pride that must be mine to have laid so greatly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom....

But grief was not for mine to have, for Harry appeared soon after. Now Harry was a bit of a wart, aplomb in his chauvinistic atavism, yet divinely beatific in his benign barrenness – that is, beatific to me, not him – because it saves me the bereavement of my femininity from what we call a bludgeon of otherwise voracity. It also gave me excellent reason to belittle him of his boorish brandish. He was quick to react, and flying up in a passionate fury, buccaneered my being in an attempted bulwark of defense. Of course, that only lent me more reason to burlesque his bristling burgeon in canny candour by pretending to swallow air. The joke was not lost on him. His already cantankerous indignation at once flew into an almighty rage, wherefore nothing I say could cajole him or dissuade him from the enterprise he had so arduously embarked upon. The resulting buffoonery was cacophonous, but not altogether catastrophic. He managed to flush me at some point of time, and managed to execute certain moves with celerity and calibre. I take my bonnet off to him…in commiseration for the brevity of his bravado, and the churlish compunction of a chump.

The Lesson By Roger McGough

2010-01-17T04:47:00.000-08:00

The Lesson

Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
as bravely the teacher walked in
the nooligans ignored him
hid voice was lost in the din

"The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"

He picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garrotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair)

Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"fingers, feet or toes"

He threw the sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game

The first blast cleared the backrow
(where those who skive hang out)
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plug's pulled out

"Please may I leave the room sir?"
a trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired

The Head popped a head round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
nodded understandingly
then tossed in a grenade

And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
with its hands up in the air

The teacher surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said

Why Jesus Really Died!

2010-01-17T04:45:00.000-08:00

We all thought Jesus Died for Our Sins!

When All Along....

HE died for his Hair !

The Sistaz Code

2010-01-15T09:50:00.000-08:00

Since the guys have so conveniently overlooked the importance of girls (besides their role for fucking) - WHICH IS BASICALLY THEIR ONLY FUNCTION, the sistaz (with the Z) of A10 have come up with their how-to-survive-the-bro's-code-code!

***

A10 SISTAZ CODE.

1. Do not, I repeat, do NOT fall for ANY guy in this class. (shouldn't be too hard)

2. Remember, you aren't surrounded by them; THEY are surrounded by you.

3. Liberal physical abuse is allowed should symptoms such as but not limited to: despair, irritation, anger, BOREDOM occur.

4. The quantity of physical abuse applied should be directly proportional to the guy's physical size, no more, no less.

5. Act cute to confuse them.

6. When in doubt, accuse male of being sexist anyway.

7. Remove yourself from their vicinity for as long as you can, as much as you can.

8. Shy not away from sexual innuendos. Instead, join them, and pawn them. Then tell them all about your sekrit pron stash.

***

Btw, how exactly was the Awkward Five formed??

THE BRO CODE - Inspired by BARNEY STINSON and improved by AWESOME!!!

2010-01-15T07:02:00.000-08:00

A10's bro code:

1. A bro is not to doubt the existence of bros or the bro code, nor the validity of circular reasoning

2. In the event where awkwardness arises, a bro is to initiate an "awkward five" (five...silence...five again) till all awkwardness is dissolved or palms are too slippery with blood.

3. A bro is not to lust after the desire of another bro -- condition: said bro must have a chance with said girl

4. KC's definition of "have a chance" is invalid ( She'll do me if I became hot, handsome and musically talented)

5. A bro is not to revealed secrets of another bro -- excpetion: secrets that are not within said bro's knowledge are completely valid -- translation: IT ALL ABOUT THE PHRASING!

6. A bro is to have a "bro" or at least tell really good "bro" jokes

7. SUIT UP!!!!!

More commandments are welcome but must precede "SUIT UP!"

Guess who's back?

2010-01-12T07:24:00.000-08:00

Guess what people?
We're back in school -

Which means more awesome quotes!

[KI Tutorial - well not really]
Mr Shyam: What is the understanding of God? To be God-like?
09A10: HAHAHA

[Lit Tutorial]
Zeyu: Do you mind if I go to the toilet?
Ms Heng: Can you just stay there?

KC: Have I given you rubbish before?
Ms Heng: Yes. Absolutely. All the time.

Nicholas: I drew Antoinette half black and half white because... she's half black and half white.

[Randomness at Class Benches]
Benjy: *stares at Tracy*
Tracy: ...Kua si mi kua?! Want to fight is it?
Benjy: No, just seeing your reaction
[A short while later]
Benjy: *stares at Hofai*
Hofai: ... O HAI.

---

Oh yeah and guys?
For the poor few of you who couldn't make it, we had quite a good time with the BBQ party at Tracy's. Yes, one of the two over-18s invited ten plus underaged male minors over to her place.

Anyway, we had chicken wings, fried rice, and the chefs' special, sausages and (fish)balls. Complete with music from Eugene's portable speakers, which ensured we had the area within a 10 meter radius completely to ourselves.

It was fun people -

Hofai it's your turn next.

2010-01-04T08:57:00.001-08:00

how do i know

2010-01-04T04:12:00.000-08:00

～(´ω｀） says: (8:06:52 PM)
confess that i don't like taylor swift that is

max! says: (8:07:04 PM)
WELL TAYLOR SWIFT DOESN'T LIKE YOU

～(´ω｀） says: (8:07:14 PM)
SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU EITHER

max! says: (8:08:12 PM)
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

～(´ω｀） says: (8:08:45 PM)
HOW DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING

max! says: (8:08:54 PM)
WHAT DO I KNOW

max! says: (8:08:58 PM)
HOW CAN I KNOW

～(´ω｀） says: (8:08:59 PM)
IS KNOWLEDGE POSSIBLE

max! says: (8:09:03 PM)
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

～(´ω｀） says: (8:09:05 PM)
AAHHHH

2010-01-04T04:04:00.001-08:00

2009-12-12T04:55:00.000-08:00

Faulty Logic

2009-11-23T06:20:00.001-08:00

From Faulty Logic.

YAY!

2009-11-16T23:53:00.001-08:00

SPACEBAR PHOTOS UP ON MY BLOG.

ABESTOS FLAYGON YOU TOO YOU TOO

2009-11-16T02:28:00.000-08:00

So people, we just had our awesome fac outing Control+Alt+Delete. Our tall, dark and Hofai Hofai and Max the Fu sportingly dressed up in hot pink shirts and wore funny stuff on their head in honour of the night, and generally we all had fun playing bridge in a bar and ordering orange juice in shot glasses.

So, at Alt F4, they also had games which A10 sent representatives for! Yi Cheng and Kwangchian did us proud by (not surprisingly) trumping at the Food Eating Competition, where KC fed Yi Cheng with Honey Stars and Yi Cheng stuffed a starfruit in the other's face. All in all A10 came out tops in that competition and won a lovely bunch of chocolates (which was quickly devoured by the bridge players).

Shortly after, Benjy was made to go through an explosive round of Musical Balloons, emerging 5th/6th and winning a concoction of wasabi Twisties, Coke, F&N and random other drinks, all in one cup. Surprisingly, this was not quickly devoured by the bridge players.

Last but not least, Zeyu beat the stiff competition at the Don't Forget the Lyrics section (namely, himself), enthralling the crowd with his rendition of ~~Touch my Body~~ Tuts Mah Barreh, incorporating words like "Gong Li" and "camel" into the song hithero unseen in real life. Being the only competitor, he won, and his victory was much talked about by the bridge players, before they settled back into bridge, humming Tuts Mah Barreh.

Following which Tracy was tailed to the MRT by 7 guys. Yup nothing suspicious there.

(The guys were all talking about DOTA)

So, many thanks to the awesome Fac Comm for organising this astronomical event. At least in the post-promo athmosphere, they haven't got their head in the clouds.

[Could Tracy please post up better quality pics kthanks]

2009-11-12T08:38:00.000-08:00

How do i get pregnant? How did i meet your mother?

Interpretive dance

2009-11-09T04:23:00.000-08:00

I Love Dancing:

Oh the Joys of the Interpretive Dance, Keyword: Interpret

OH SH-

2009-11-07T04:31:00.000-08:00

We're screwed...

Unless you take H2 Maths.

In which case... you're even more screwed...

2009-10-30T06:47:00.000-07:00

HURRRRRR GET CAUGHT IN RAIN HURRRRR

Maths Overload

2009-10-26T19:53:00.000-07:00

In all probability, we might not be able to get Ms Huang to continue teaching us next year for H2 Maths. We will never be able to function in Maths as well as we did, and will no longer to be able to differentiate ourselves from the rest of the cohort, and will always be inequal. While we will try to integrate the new teacher into crazy 09A10, implicitly, we will be missing Ms Huang exponentially more each day.

On that note, some quotes.

Ms Huang: She is a very experienced teacher...
Zeyu: Is she old?
Ms Huang: She was my tutor when I came into Hwachong.
Kwangchian: So she must be about 10 years older... so about 40 plus?...
Ms Huang: No lah... OI! If she's 40 years old and 10 years older than me then I must be?...
09A10: HAHAHA
Kwangchian: No, no, I meant... Ah, she's going to kill me. *buries head in hands*
Ms Huang: =_=

Ms Huang: I hope all of you get your As for your own sake.
Kwangchian: We will get our As in memory of Ms Huang!
Ms Huang: ... I'm not dead yet.
Kwangchian: OHSH- *buries head in hands*

Zeyu: Why can't you continue teaching us? Is [censored for security reasons] giving you a hard time?
Ms Huang: *suddenly, very violently* NO!
09A10: ...
Kwangchian: HAHAHA
09A10: ... *oh.*

Hail to thee, Kwangchian, awesome king of epic faux pas.

Meanwhile, Ms Huang, we leave you with an inspirational photo of our class, taken 15 minutes before Economics Lecture in the LT.

by the way, the lights were out

Thank you Ms Huang for putting up with our craziness, puns and weirdness. Only U-
by the way could you sneak us into Inglorious Basterds, they turned us down kthx

Aphrodisaic

2009-10-22T19:26:00.000-07:00

[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Ms Huang: ... anyway I'm here to tell you Maths Tutorial is cancelled.
Kwangchian: *very loudly* YES!
Ms Huang: *stare*
Kwangchian: No, no, I didn't mean that...
09A10: *scattered laughter*
Kwangchian: I love Maths Tutorial! It's like my... aphrodisaic!

*stoned silence*

09A10: HAHAHAHAHA
Ms Huang: *wtf face*
Kwangchian: OHSH -*protests*

Phrase of the Day: Zeyu-jack

2009-10-20T22:44:00.000-07:00

Term: Zeyu-jack (Zher - uee jack)
Verb.

Definition: To fool someone about their results, by telling them something contrary to the truth.

Conjugation:
Present tense: Zeyu-jack, Zeyu-jacks
Past: Zeyu-jacked
Continuous: Zeyu-jacking

Note: "Zeyu" in Zeyu-jacked should be capitalised in formal contexts. Like "KC" in "KC-terms".

For example:
Teacher XX: You will get an A.
Student YY: Really? Whoo~
[Later]
Student YY: *gets U* I got Zeyu-jacked!

IRL example! (recycled from old quotes long time ago):
Benjamin: You got into SMTP!
Stacy: *jaw drops* (Did you just Zeyu-jack me?)
Note: A10 linguists are still considering whether this is a form of Zeyu-jacking. Since it's pretty fail.

Stroke

2009-10-20T22:15:00.000-07:00

[KI Tutorial]
Tianyu: Highest in Lit should be Liangjun...
Yicheng: Why don't you account for the possbility that it could be me? I could have been a stroke of genius...
Eugene: Or maybe just a stroke.

Why are we discussing Lit in KI?
pew

Nobody's here...

2009-10-20T10:12:00.000-07:00

BEST SONG EVARRRRR....

I want nobody, nobody but you.

Just want no one, no one but you.

H2 MATHS

2009-10-19T18:12:00.001-07:00

Today was the day of Fac Breakfast, which saw Hofai's awesome Ma Kan Horse's debut, and copious amounts of pink kueh appearing on the copious amount of pink plastic tablecloth.

And Darryl brought home-made muffins.

1 In the beginning there was Darryl.
2 And the world was without food, and Darryl looked upon the foodless world.
3 And Darryl said, "Let there be muffins."
4 And there was muffins, true muffins, true chocolate muffins with peanut fillings, true bacon and mushroom muffins; muffins appeared on the face of the earth.
5 And Darryl saw it, and it was good.

---

Quotes from H2 Maths!
Current situation: We're going through the H2 Maths papers but not knowing our results...

Zeyu: Why does the Maths Department want to screw our ass!
Max: I'm not sure they want to screw your ass...
Ms Huang: Believe me, we don't want to screw your ass...

Ms Huang: We're studying for A Levels! Does it mean your life ends here?
09A10: ... yes...

Max: Did I get 19%, like Facebook said I would?
Ms Huang: ...
(because a Facebook application foretold that Max would get 19% on his next test)
[Later]
Ms Huang: The lowest score in the class is 20%...
Max: YES! FACEBOOK IS WRONG!

Kwangchian: Aiyah... go RJ lah....
Ms Huang: You think they will accept you meh?
Eugene: Yeah. He speaks proper English.

09A10: *general cries to reveal Maths results*
Zeyu: We entreat you to show us our results!
Tianyu: Grumio, my horse~

Tic

2009-10-14T19:11:00.000-07:00

This is the 09A10 Quote Squad, bringing you live quotes from PW Tutorial!

[During PW Tutorial]

Mr Quek: Kwangchian has an irritating habit when he presents OP...
Tianyu: Ehhhhhhh ~
Mr Quek: No, that's Liangjun.
09A10: HAHAHA
Liangjun: ... What?

Mr Quek: Kwangchian is not a DYM (Dirty Young Man)... Unlike Tian Yu and Max..
Kwangchian: Thank you, thank you~
Yicheng: He's a dirty old man.

Mr Quek: There was this previous student who had a tic... You know what a tic is?
A10: ...
Eugene: Yeah, all except Tracy.

(For those who do not understand, try to find something that rhymes with tic.)

*Max tries to eat a mint out of the air*
Mr Quek: Spiky boy wants to be a juggler... but that won't impress her.
Yicheng: He has a tic.
Edwin: A tic in his mouth?

Mr Quek: Will you stop embracing him?
Max: *drapes hand over Shaowei* No, our group is very close.

CALM DOWN!

2009-10-12T10:52:00.000-07:00

ATTENTION: STUDIES HAVE SHOW that asking someone to "calm down/relax/take it easy" while electrocuting them does not create the desired effect. In Fact, studies have also shown that it sometimes even gives the opposite effect.

Further Details here:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/study_majority_of_calm?utm_source=most_pop_recent

The Alternative Name Of Marriage

2009-10-10T15:04:00.000-07:00

This sex-for-security scam is so great. All girls should do it.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30017

2009-10-08T09:29:00.000-07:00

IT'S OVERRRRRR

THIS IS SARTE!!!

2009-10-06T18:32:00.001-07:00

THIS IS SARTE!!!

http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/1072

Solution to Post-Promo Depression

2009-10-05T23:44:00.000-07:00

Read something funny

like the quotes

due to promo period
we don't have much funny quotes

could you guys be a bit more... spontaneous?
thankyew thankyew

ohandgoodluckforurpromoskthxbai

WARNING LABELS

2009-09-30T13:05:00.000-07:00

I knew ze were cumming for me...

http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/151446;_ylt=AiUIRtYOBPiN.2raw2arCZuXMJA5

- For the lulz

Ultimate KI Notes

2009-09-29T22:17:00.000-07:00

Hello.

Social Science notes according to the top-secret formula Dr Ang gave us today!

http://bit.ly/4DJ5q

Butterfly Effect

2009-09-29T00:20:00.000-07:00

O HAI

[KI Tutorial]
Dr Ang: Show me your brains. *points marker*

[Maths Lecture]
Max: *quoting TTOTS*
"Study what your heart affects..." OKAY I'M DROPPING H2 MATHS.
Note: The fact that Lit was quoted during Maths is itself a win.

[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Kwangchian: You should marry Darryl. Stacy Ho. That's a nice name.
Hofai: Why would anyone marry for the surname?
Stacy: There are plenty of Hos in the sea.

Stacy: What's that song?
Hofai: Innocence, by Avril Lavigne.
Stacy: Anal sex?

Edit: During the writing of this post....
Hofai: Actually i think she said "inner sex"
Benjy: Inner sex? Is there a outer sex?
Tracy&Benjy: Inner sex, outer sex, inner outer grab pull!
For those who don't get it, say it out loud.

Benjamin: There's a butterfly on your shoulder!
Tianyu: Oh. Whoh.
[Later. The butterfly does not move.]
Tianyu: Are you f***ing dead?
[Later. The butterfly still does not move.]
Tianyu: It won't come off! Shoo shoo shoo! *tugs on shirt*
[Later. The butterfly still does not move.]
Tianyu: Should I bring you home?
[Later. The butterfly moves. A little.]
Hofai: Why does it stick to you?
Tianyu: It likes me. *whoo*

KI Notes

2009-09-28T21:38:00.000-07:00

Hi all.

Blogger formatting seriously screws everything up.
Here's a link to a compiled collection of KI notes so far. Except for Science, Maths and Social Sciences - those will be posted up in another link.

http://tinyurl.com/2w4apm

Okay? Okay.

What "Proof" makes us do

2009-09-27T22:23:00.000-07:00

[During Lit Tutorial]

Ms Heng: *reads from Proof*
"How old are you? / It doesn't matter, how old are you. Listen..." *gasp*
Kwangchian: Say it!
Tianyu: Fuck you!
Kwangchian: He stole your spotlight!
All: HAHAHA
Ms Heng: *disapprovingly looks on with mouth agape*

Kwangchian: He asks for her age, she's like "fuck you"... so the "fuck you" used here is actually significant.
Ms Heng: Of course! All the "fuck you"s are significant!
All: *cheers*
Zeyu: But maybe we could try this interpretation... [explains]
Ms Heng: ... I think we're in different worlds.
Tianyu: Yeah, fuck you!

Quotes: Live from PW Period

2009-09-23T21:14:00.001-07:00

[Math Tutorial]

Tianyu: Then if Un goes to L, and Un+1 goes to L...
Max and Benjamin: HAHAHA
Rest of class: ...?
[Later]
Edwin: They heard "if Un goes to hell"...
[Later]
Ms Huang: Yeah. With all U guys, it's like L.

[PW tutorial]
Mr Quek: What are you playing? Chee Ko Peh?

[Randomness at the Class Benches]

*Zeyu sticks a rose into the class bench*
Eugene: Eh? Who died?

Rules of A10

2009-09-22T06:56:00.000-07:00

The Rules of A10

1. Do not talk about /b/ki/.
2. Do NOT talk about /b/ki/.
3. In everything, there's KI, enough said.
4. Say one thing, but always mean your mother.
5. Freudian Slips FTW.
6. Double Entendre FTW.
7. Quotes FTW.
8. Puns FTW.

Edit: Rules are now posted on the sidebar!

Presenting: Adam was screwed and the Lollipop Man!

2009-09-21T08:56:00.000-07:00

A selection of short stories just for your amusement:

S.O.B

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

A Series of VERY Unfortunate Events...

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."

Electrifying

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."

The New Priest

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done.

The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

The next Sunday, he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon when he got nervous, he took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

Sip the vodka; don't gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey; he did not "bet his ass."
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as daddy, junior, and the spook.
David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit outta him.
When David was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
We don't refer to the cross as the "Big T."
When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper, he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."
The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the cherry."
The recommended grace before a meal is not "Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."

Adam And Eve

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.

He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."

Adam popped a cork. Jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be so cool. Oh please God let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee).

Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee.

And so it was. And it was...well, good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts.
"What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

The Missionary

A young missionary had just taken up a new post in a remote Maori village. The young man was the first white man to set foot in the area in quite some time. Upon entering the village he was quite distressed at the liberal attitude towards sexual practices and began to preach chastity to his new flock with a vengeance.

10 months later the daughter of the chief gives birth to a white baby. As the missionary is the only white man around the chief furiously confronts him. "You preach chastity to me and all the time you are doing the devils work with my daughter. I'm going to kill you , you hypocrite." "No it wasn't me" stammered the missionary "It's just a freak of nature."

"Oh sure! A black woman gives birth to a white baby and you're the only white man for miles and you call it a freak of nature. Now I'm going to kill you slowly." "No, it's true" responded the missionary. "It's called an albino. These sort of strange things happen all the time. See those sheep on the hill.

Look, all the lambs are white except for one black one." With that the chief looks around and in a conspiritorial tone replies, "Look , I'll do you a deal. I'll forget about the baby if you forget about the sheep.

OK?"

Financial Problems

A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.

The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.

A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband. The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back and informed the client at which he cried "That's too much!". He then asked "How much for a handjob?" She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.

The husband said "Ask for $40." The woman ran back and informed the client.

He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was well hung.

She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked "Now what?"

The wife replied "Can I borrow $60?"

Clinton Visits School

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY". One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY."

"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a TRAGEDY."

I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton. "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a TRAGEDY?"

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he speaks: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a TRAGEDY." "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an ACCIDENT, and it certainly would be no GREAT LOSS!"

Dear God

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual those bastards deducted $95.00.

The Religious Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a camper who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all he could do was run as fast as he could.

The camper ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.

Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the camper got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some *religion*!"

The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.

Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive...."

And the Lollipop Man!

Lollipop Man
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me.
You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.
"I'm a cop", says the first man.
"Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a firemen", said the second man.
"Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living". And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

KI wiki

2009-09-20T04:38:00.000-07:00

Okay everybody you can now follow the link below to the KI wiki Dr Mercer always talks about, so we can actually know what he's referring to in the wiki.

(As opposed to simply nodding sagely.)

On another note, I tried to click the "History" tab under History to get more info. I got a list of recent changes to the document. PWND.

Dr Mercer's KI wiki woot

2009-09-17T20:02:00.000-07:00

http://knowledgeandinquiry.wikispaces.com/

Please sign in using kilmea10@gmail.com kthxbai

UPCOMING

2009-09-14T23:54:00.000-07:00

1. KI CA Test Walkthrough
2. Max's top-scoring script for KI CA Test scans (if he agrees to it)

COMING SOON
TO A CLASS BLOG NEAR YOU

HI A10

2009-09-11T10:51:00.000-07:00

was looking through camera memory and found videos of mr. quek singing. rmb when some of us went to support him at that super-ex lounge/bar place? :D

In the meanwhile, if you're reading this, you probably shouldn't be. Go study for promos now now now.

STACY~

Patriotism.

2009-09-10T02:27:00.000-07:00

Please note that those are not my bras.

more luzs for teh holz.

2009-09-04T07:42:00.000-07:00

Teh Lulz for Teh Holz

2009-09-04T02:25:00.000-07:00

The title says it all.
Happy holz to allz.

And also, in the future (as far as ~~possible~~ convenient) for your reading pleasure future quotes will be arranged according to KILMEH! Randomness at the Class Benches will be put at the back.

[KI Tutorial]
Chewfei: Stop swearing!
Edwin and Tracy: *on either side of Chewfei* F***! (repeatedly)
Chewfei: ... Music to my ears.

[Lit Tutorials]
Ms Ho: There are three characters in this poem: Love, me, and "thee". Who is "thee"?
Darryl: Your mom.

Ms Ho: I love thee... Thou loves me... Like Barney.

Ms Ho: Love is linked to the god of...?
Tianyu: Love, maybe?
Ms Ho: War.
Max, Yicheng: ARES!

Ms Ho: Nature is natural.

Ms Ho: You guys are excited by an ant!
[Later]
Zeyu: The ant is back!
[The next tutorial]
Multiple people: The poetic ant is back!

Ms Ho: ... be my love...
Max: 16th century pickup line!

Ms Ho: "Roses" and "posies". What is this? A half eye rhyme? Eye half rhyme?
Darryl: Not-a-rhyme.
Edwin: This poet makes use of a not-a-rhyme.

[Lit Lecture]
We learned about opposites today... More fun than primary school.

Ms Heng: What is the opposite of "Seductive"?
Max: Kwangchian!
Max: HAHAHA
Yicheng: Ms Heng!
Ms Heng: Just because I don't turn on my charms doesn't mean I don't have any.
LT: *applauds*
Ms Heng: I look forward to marking your promos. *rubs hands*
Yicheng: oO

Ms Heng: "Passion"?
Yicheng: FRUIT!

Ms Heng: "Control"?
Jinghao: Chaos!
Darryl: Madness!
Yicheng: SPARTAAA!

[Maths Lecture]
Lecturer: Can we conclude all the dominos will fall?
Tianyu: No. Problem of Induction.
09A10: HAHAHA
Rest of the LT + Lecturer: ...?

[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Tracy: What happened to your hand?
Darryl: I got into a fight with the floor.
Benjamin: The floor won.
Darryl: No, I did. I f***ed it real good.

*Stacy wears her hair down*
Tianyu: You look like a pontianak now!
Stacy: You look like a joker all the time!

Senior: I added embarassing photos of you in the montage. Like the one of you and Shenhong in the car.
Tag: What car?
Senior: How I know?
Max: Like, in the back seat?
Senior: Yeah! *laughs*
Tag: Oh!... That night.
All: HAHAHA
Tag: We were drunk and stupid.
All: HAHAHA
Tag: At least we know none of us will get pregnant.

On that note, good luck to all teh seniors!
(and to us, too.)

wait - quote time

2009-09-03T07:39:00.000-07:00

There's actually a lot of quotes - this is just to tide the time over.

On a side note, could the H1 Maths peeps get some H1 Math quotes?

[Maths Tutorial]
Ms Huang: You're in the integrated programme so you can differentiate yourself from the rest.
Max: So this is what the maths department does all day.

Max: What's C' (C prime)?
Ms Huang: Image!
Max: I keep thinking about Optimus Prime.

[Randomness at Class Benches]
Zeyu: Is he fat?
Stacy: No, he's just round.

Bodong: Hey, go get econs notes from the bookshop.
Jinghao: How you know got econs notes?
Bodong: I'm omnipotent.
[Later]
Bodong: Eh no, omniscient. I'm so omnipotent I make grammar mistakes.

Tag: Go away. This is my class bench. [To Hofai] You think you can draw can chase me away? You think you fac come big ah can chase me away? [To Zeyu] You think you counsellor pro ah? I counsel you lah. [To Darryl] You think you fat. ... F**k off.

Woohoo long post!

2009-08-31T20:49:00.000-07:00

Hello all.
Below are some preliminary notes on Util, Deon and Virtue Ethics. Yup.
Aaand of course, they are not confirmed to be correct and so on, so if any kind person finds out an errata or has anything to add on, it is your KANTIAN duty to do so and notify everyone else via the tagboard/post.
Of course, as the lectures progress things will change, so a newer version will be coming out soon, but I hope that this will help in KI revision, which we are all happily doing now.

And also, happy Teachers' Day to all our tutors/lecturers, Dr Ang, Mr U.K.Shyam (okay, YOU post his full name), Dr Mercer, Ms Ho, Ms Yan, Ms Heng, Ms Huang, (the H1 Maths Tutor lol), Mr Quek, Ms Kumar, Mr Koh, Ms Phang (not referring to Chewfei), Uncle Gopal, Mr Ang, Dr Hon, Deans, Teachers ~~and fellow Schoolmates~~.

I guess we aren't the most managable class around, so kudos for still sticking around.
But hey, it's fun isn't it?

...well, it's all relative anyhowz.

I still can't figure out why Kantian ethics are duty-based. Oh shi-

2009-08-26T10:50:00.000-07:00

I'LL FEEZE YOU, IN FAITH

Return

2009-08-19T05:32:00.000-07:00

[Various Math tutorials]

*Tianyu and Eugene discuss LAN*
Ms Huang: Can you don't play LAN?
Tianyu: LAND - CaptiaLand.
Eugene: Studying stock market for econs tutorial later.
Ms Huang: ...and I'm your landlord.

*Max throws a piece of paper at the dustbin, misses*
*silence*
Ms Huang: (sniggering) Missed. No wonder you don't play basketball.

*Ms Huang cranes head*
Kwangchian: Why do you do that?
Ms Huang: I cannot see behind.
Jinghao: That means KC is blocking you!
Tianyu (sitting behind KC): ... why you spy on us?

Ms Huang: We will only take your top five tests marks. We just decided this yesterday.
Kwangchian: Aiyah no point. E E U U.
Ms Huang: That's what I thought.
Eugene (sings): Only U...

[During Lit tutorials]
Ms Heng (to Darryl): Could you just HO for a while?
09A10: HAHAHA

Ms Heng: Disney on ice is NOT a play...
09A10: HAHAHA

[During PW]
Bo Dong: Here's your EOM.
Shaowei: Who stole it?

Yicheng: Where do you find the EOM cover page?
Mr Quek: Cover girl.

Bodong (sitting next to KC): Hard to concentrate, aah!
Tianyu: It must be because of KC.
Kwangchian: ...He was talking about the outside noise!
Mr Quek: You're pretty loud yourself.
Kwangchian: Heh... nonsense...
Mr Quek: Are you saying I'm talking nonsense?
Kwangchian: No, uh, the sound resonance that are coming our of your mouth is nonsense.
Mr Quek: ... So I'm talking nonsense lah. You want me to give you D-?
Kwangchian: Actually, I don't mind. Free marks.
Tianyu: D-? But that's an improvement!

[During KI tutorials]
Bodong: I'd rather be chained to a lamp-post and you can't do anything about it! I have freedom! Sarte! SARTE! *raises hand in truimph*
Dr Ang: This is situational freedom! I am your situation!
Max: Are you treating him as a means to an end?
Bodong: Sarte is turning in his grave.
Edit: I don't know if it was triumph to you - to me it looked like frustration. Oh well.

[Randomness at Class Benches]
Max (to Darryl): Ni you zuo PW mah?
Bodong: ... It's too early for this.

Eugene: You know what happens in "Crime and Punishment"?
Benjamin: Someone commits a crime and got punished?
Eugene: Eh, how you know?

*Eugene plays music from his phone*
Eugene: When I play it from my living room I can hear it in my toilet.
Benjamin: Your phone good.
Nicholas: Or your house small. (Burnnnn...)

Edit: Hey, who edited some quotes! That's pretty cool, I thought this blog was quite dead. Woot.

A10 Achievement Pack

2009-08-13T06:44:00.000-07:00

Much like every popular game nowadays, life in school needs some unlockable Achievements in order for us to feel like it's worth living. Cue the A10 Achievement Pack.

Morning Sickness

Skip the first lesson (or more) of each day for a week.

Hypochondriac

Accumulate 1 month of MC-excused absencies from school within one year.

Artful Dodger

Skip all tests for any one subject within one term.

Living on the Edge

Accumulate exactly 12 demerit points in one year.

Ignorant Bliss

Forget that you have an ongoing lesson for the entire duration of the lesson, and miss it entirely.

Killjoy

Remind a classmate who is attempting to achieve Ignorant Bliss of their lesson.

Rise and Shine

Sleep through at least 2/3rd of a lecture without getting caught.

Rise and Shine Redux

Sleep through at least 2/3rds of a tutorial without getting caught.

Now I Know my ABC's

Use your block test grades to spell a dictionary-confirmed word, and learn what it means.

Now you See Me...

When late for school, hide/run from teachers until they give up and you get off scot-free.

The Last Supper

Bring food from the canteen directly to the class bench and eat with at least 3 other people who are doing the same.

Rule 34

Finish 100 sentences with "That's what SHE said!" or similiar innuendos.

Rule 34 ^ 2

Finish 50 sentences said by teachers with "That's what SHE said!" or similiar innuendos.

ASTLEEEEEYYYYY!!!

Successfully Rickroll 20 people on the class blog.

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