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Sunday, May 31, 2009

history of the gpp (hey it rhymes)

[Tracy outside B118, to get ice cream for KI party]
[Sees history tutor two floors up, on the bridge]
Tracy: Hi Ms Kumar! *waves*
Ms K: Why didn't you go for history?
Tracy: I- what? I went!
Ms K: No you didn't!
Tracy: Oh... when? Today?
Ms K: Yeah.
Tracy: I'm so sorry! I must have forgotten it accidentally!

. . .

[30 seconds later, at class bench]
Tracy: When is History today?
Benjy: Now.
Tracy: O.O

On that note, good luck for the PW GPP deadline.

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:55 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

Monday, May 25, 2009

Welfare repppp

So we're gonna play pool?
Someone suggested this Saturday after speech class, while some others said after BTs.
We'll have to settle this.

Also, WHERE? I found a list of places.

http://www.poolfanatic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=596&page=25
(Yes I know the English on this forum is fatal to read.)

Secondly: CLASS CHALET?
Zeyu wants it during the holidays, but I am aware that some of us won't be around til late june (Which will then be used to pia for BTs.)

SO WADDAYA WANT YO.

Another suggestion I got spammed with: CLASS TEE/HOODIE?

And another: MASS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!

So, I think I'll have to get at least two of these done to prove myself worthy of your votes yeah

SO... reply k.

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:11 AM
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:12 AM
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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Tutors Who Stone

After the course of an eventful week, we would like to congratulate our "resident songbird" (Lee KC, 2009) on her successful application to HP. Following which, Stacy will unfortunately have to leave A10, although she will be greatly missed.

All the best, Stacy!..




~





To cheer us all up after Stacy's departure, and to prepare us for the upcoming Maths Test (which most of us have), Econs Test (which more of us have), and KI Lit Review (which all of us have), here are many quotes collected through the course of this week. Stacy, do come back often and enjoy some of our homegrown A10 humour weirdness.



Enjoy a delectable selection of quotes, on topics ranging from psychology to homosexuality and famous people.



[During CT session]

Mr K.Y.: If your friend has a flu, but he-she doesn't know it, can you please inform him-her...
Dr Ang: [Mr K.Y.] is a behaviourist. With KI, you need to consider the problem of Other Minds.


[Before Morning Assembly]
[Zeyu rests his hand on the classbench next to ours while standing up.]
[Zeyu realises that the bench feels different and softer.]
[Zeyu looks at the bench, and his comfortable handrest.]
Zeyu: IT'S A HUMAN! [jumps backwards]


Tianyu: Aah! There's chocolate on my pencil case!
Benjy: Better than shit right.
Tianyu: No! Chocolates attract ants, and ants attract birds, and birds attract cats, and cats attract lions, then I'm screwed! Ahahaha slippery slope to hell!


And, because we happen to have so many quotes on him this post, the section is hereby dedicated to our in-house professional singer.

Mr Quek: I am a pragmatic person. I see, I observe, and I KNOW.

Mr Quek: Well done, it's just like a circus. The A10 circus show.


Of course, a certain lecturer in a certain class had the entire Lecture Theatre in fatal hilarity - disregarding, of course, the problem of Other Minds.

Mr Shyam: Foucault died of AIDS.
Tianyu: FOOK-alt. Haha.
All: HAHAHA!

Mr Shyam: Zeyu, everything to you is phallic isn't it?
Zeyu: That's a phallacy!
Tianyu: That's why he's looking at you so weird.
All: HAHAHA!
Mr Shyam: ...I feel objectified.

Mr Shyam: I have convinced them of my smallness
All: *dies laughing*
Mr Shyam: Size doesn't matter!
(quote taken from Tracy's blog)


And, because so many times humour is associated with stony silence, this last part is dedicated to people who have stoned in the name of humour. This may become a permanent fixture.


[During photo session]
Max: Stacy's as tall as you!
Dr Ang: [stones] ... *blink*


[Before sex ed workshop]
Tianyu: Time to have gay education yeah!
Counsellor: [stones] ... *blink*


[Econs tutorial]
[Tracy and Stacy want go to the toilet together]
Mr Koh: Why together?
Tracy: There's a monster in the toilet. I must protect Stacy while she goes. *quickly leaves*
Mr Koh: [stones] ... *blink*


[Multiple times]
Liangjun: [stones] ... What? *blink*


[Zeyu takes his chair and moves to the front of the class]
Mr Quek: What are you doing?
Zeyu: [Beat.] [starts singing]
Mr Quek: [stones] ... *blink*
Stop singing and stop sucking.

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:17 AM
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Friday, May 8, 2009

kill the beast!

Tracy: What's the opposite of chiobu?
Stacy: Buchio? Hahahaha bu4 chio1!!

Bo Dong: Do the famine? It's like some dance they're trying to make us learn. Do the famine!

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 5:09 AM
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

AND SUDDENLY

A RAY OF LIGHT FROM THE HEAVENS

useful site of the post: Drop.io

This useful site allows you to create a workspace suitable for group-based projects. With up to 100mb of space available for uploading files, it should prove useful in any random projects (like you know that thing called PW (oh yah hor)) you need to do.

Or you could just upload music and pictures on it. To each their own.

Just follow the instructions on the page and you can easily get started.

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Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:53 AM
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Stuff to collect

After another long and interesting day, there are some leftover stuff that people need to collect:

Chewfei, Tracy and Edwin could you please collect KI notes and a blue travel form tomorrow. It's a thick stack, so come prepared. Also, reminder to all to get travel forms signed and such, especially for Liangjun, Bodong and Nicholas.

Uhm, right. Remember KI IS, Econs ILP and your KI group presentation.

Get well soon for those who are sick (physically)...

kthxbai.

Quote of the post
[During Lit Tutorial]
Nicholas: ... the potty was fricking big!
Class: *stone* HAHAHA!
Ms Heng: ...

Ms Heng: That was a low blow.
Yicheng: Low Yi Cheng!

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 12:15 AM
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Monday, May 4, 2009

Groupings

Hi all. Here are the KI groupings for the, uhm, topical presentation thing discussed today at PT session.


Sociology: Edwin, Nicholas, Liangjun
History: Tianyu, Hofai, Yicheng
Cultural studies: Kwangchian, Shaowei, Eugene
Economics: Jinghao, Bodong, Darryl
Psychology: Chewfei, Tracy, Stacy
Anthropology: Max Zeyu Benjamin

Yup. Enjoy. =D

For Jinghao, Bodong and Hofai please collect the note from me tomorrow kthx.

benjy

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:56 AM
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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Comment plox.

For the sake of the n readers viewing this blog, (where n is a number roughly in the vicinity of twenty-five), our dear Bodong has posted on the KI blog.

So go and comment on his post already.

And Darryl and Nicholas, there's materials on the KI blog for you too.

Reminder to do your KI Lit Reviews by 18 May. o.o

Quote from Wikipedia:
"Immanuel can't pun - he Kant."

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:52 AM
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REALPOLITIK

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:51 AM
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Saturday, May 2, 2009



IF ONLY WE'D KNOWN EARLIER

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 2:25 AM
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Friday, May 1, 2009

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 2:35 AM
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We are ;

Birthdays

    January
    3rd - Jing Hao
    7th - Tracy
    16th - Edwin
    20th - Shaowei

    February
    29th - Nicholas

    March
    21st - Zeyu
    22nd - Chewfei
    22nd - Tinayu

    April

    May

    June

    July
    29th - Max

    August
    18th -Darryl

    September
    10th - Hofai

    October
    1st - Yicheng
    8th - Benjamin

    November
    21st - Eugene
    27th - Kwang Chian

    December
    7th - Liangjun
    24th - Stacy

Rules of A10

    1. Do not talk about /b/ki/.
    2. Do NOT talk about /b/ki/.
    3. In everything, there's KI, enough said.
    4. Say one thing, but always mean your mother.
    5. Freudian Slips FTW.
    6. Puns FTW.
    7. Double Entendre FTW.
    8. Quotes FTW.

    9. What is seen cannot be unseen.

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