Saturday, May 16, 2009
Tutors Who Stone
After the course of an eventful week, we would like to congratulate our "resident songbird" (Lee KC, 2009) on her successful application to HP. Following which, Stacy will unfortunately have to leave A10, although she will be greatly missed.
All the best, Stacy!..
To cheer us all up after Stacy's departure, and to prepare us for the upcoming Maths Test (which most of us have), Econs Test (which more of us have), and KI Lit Review (which all of us have), here are many quotes collected through the course of this week. Stacy, do come back often and enjoy some of our homegrown A10humour weirdness.
Enjoy a delectable selection of quotes, on topics ranging from psychology to homosexuality and famous people.
[During CT session]
Mr K.Y.: If your friend has a flu, but he-she doesn't know it, can you please inform him-her...
Dr Ang: [Mr K.Y.] is a behaviourist. With KI, you need to consider the problem of Other Minds.
[Before Morning Assembly]
[Zeyu rests his hand on the classbench next to ours while standing up.]
[Zeyu realises that the bench feels different and softer.]
[Zeyu looks at the bench, and his comfortable handrest.]
Zeyu: IT'S A HUMAN! [jumps backwards]
Tianyu: Aah! There's chocolate on my pencil case!
Benjy: Better than shit right.
Tianyu: No! Chocolates attract ants, and ants attract birds, and birds attract cats, and cats attract lions, then I'm screwed! Ahahaha slippery slope to hell!
And, because we happen to have so many quotes on him this post, the section is hereby dedicated to our in-house professional singer.
Mr Quek: I am a pragmatic person. I see, I observe, and I KNOW.
Mr Quek: Well done, it's just like a circus. The A10 circus show.
Of course, a certain lecturer in a certain class had the entire Lecture Theatre in fatal hilarity - disregarding, of course, the problem of Other Minds.
Mr Shyam: Foucault died of AIDS.
Tianyu: FOOK-alt. Haha.
All: HAHAHA!
Mr Shyam: Zeyu, everything to you is phallic isn't it?
Zeyu: That's a phallacy!
Tianyu: That's why he's looking at you so weird.
All: HAHAHA!
Mr Shyam: ...I feel objectified.
Mr Shyam: I have convinced them of my smallness
All: *dies laughing*
Mr Shyam: Size doesn't matter!
(quote taken from Tracy's blog)
And, because so many times humour is associated with stony silence, this last part is dedicated to people who have stoned in the name of humour. This may become a permanent fixture.
[During photo session]
Max: Stacy's as tall as you!
Dr Ang: [stones] ... *blink*
[Before sex ed workshop]
Tianyu: Time to have gay education yeah!
Counsellor: [stones] ... *blink*
[Econs tutorial]
[Tracy and Stacy want go to the toilet together]
Mr Koh: Why together?
Tracy: There's a monster in the toilet. I must protect Stacy while she goes. *quickly leaves*
Mr Koh: [stones] ... *blink*
[Multiple times]
Liangjun: [stones] ... What? *blink*
[Zeyu takes his chair and moves to the front of the class]
Mr Quek: What are you doing?
Zeyu: [Beat.] [starts singing]
Mr Quek: [stones] ... *blink*
Stop singing and stop sucking.
All the best, Stacy!..
~
To cheer us all up after Stacy's departure, and to prepare us for the upcoming Maths Test (which most of us have), Econs Test (which more of us have), and KI Lit Review (which all of us have), here are many quotes collected through the course of this week. Stacy, do come back often and enjoy some of our homegrown A10
Enjoy a delectable selection of quotes, on topics ranging from psychology to homosexuality and famous people.
[During CT session]
Mr K.Y.: If your friend has a flu, but he-she doesn't know it, can you please inform him-her...
Dr Ang: [Mr K.Y.] is a behaviourist. With KI, you need to consider the problem of Other Minds.
[Before Morning Assembly]
[Zeyu rests his hand on the classbench next to ours while standing up.]
[Zeyu realises that the bench feels different and softer.]
[Zeyu looks at the bench, and his comfortable handrest.]
Zeyu: IT'S A HUMAN! [jumps backwards]
Tianyu: Aah! There's chocolate on my pencil case!
Benjy: Better than shit right.
Tianyu: No! Chocolates attract ants, and ants attract birds, and birds attract cats, and cats attract lions, then I'm screwed! Ahahaha slippery slope to hell!
And, because we happen to have so many quotes on him this post, the section is hereby dedicated to our in-house professional singer.
Mr Quek: I am a pragmatic person. I see, I observe, and I KNOW.
Mr Quek: Well done, it's just like a circus. The A10 circus show.
Of course, a certain lecturer in a certain class had the entire Lecture Theatre in fatal hilarity - disregarding, of course, the problem of Other Minds.
Mr Shyam: Foucault died of AIDS.
Tianyu: FOOK-alt. Haha.
All: HAHAHA!
Mr Shyam: Zeyu, everything to you is phallic isn't it?
Zeyu: That's a phallacy!
Tianyu: That's why he's looking at you so weird.
All: HAHAHA!
Mr Shyam: ...I feel objectified.
Mr Shyam: I have convinced them of my smallness
All: *dies laughing*
Mr Shyam: Size doesn't matter!
(quote taken from Tracy's blog)
And, because so many times humour is associated with stony silence, this last part is dedicated to people who have stoned in the name of humour. This may become a permanent fixture.
[During photo session]
Max: Stacy's as tall as you!
Dr Ang: [stones] ... *blink*
[Before sex ed workshop]
Tianyu: Time to have gay education yeah!
Counsellor: [stones] ... *blink*
[Econs tutorial]
[Tracy and Stacy want go to the toilet together]
Mr Koh: Why together?
Tracy: There's a monster in the toilet. I must protect Stacy while she goes. *quickly leaves*
Mr Koh: [stones] ... *blink*
[Multiple times]
Liangjun: [stones] ... What? *blink*
[Zeyu takes his chair and moves to the front of the class]
Mr Quek: What are you doing?
Zeyu: [Beat.] [starts singing]
Mr Quek: [stones] ... *blink*
Stop singing and stop sucking.
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