HWA CHONG INSTITUTION
Faculty of ARES - God of War
CT 09A10

Friday, July 24, 2009

Quotes!

[During econs presentation]
Tianyu: Do not point, Shaowei!

Tianyu: As Nicholas said...
Yicheng: As Nicholas Cage!
Nicholas: Yicheng, shut up!

Tianyu: We can back this up with awesome statistics.

[Econs lecture]
Lecturer: ...lead to environmental degredation...
Tracy: ...mental degredation?

[Lit]
Tianyu: It's called cleavage dammit!

Tianyu: They're just making it rhyme for fun! Haha.

[While waiting for OCS]
Dr Ang: Does it hurt?
Edwin: No, not now.
Dr Ang: ... Damn.

Tianyu: We can intuit God exists!
Max: We can't intuit but we can tweet!
Bodong: www.twitter.com/God.

Tianyu: Then, we'll go to this strange island... uh...
Darryl: Christmas Island?
Tianyu: ... Tekong.

Bodong: You know what will be purposeful irony? If bus 1 came last.
Tianyu: You know what will be purposeful irony? If bus 1 came last, and we arrived first, then the bus exploded.
Max: If everything is purposeful irony, it isn't purposeful anymore! What's its purpose!
Benjy: That's the purposeful irony! There is no purpose!
Edwin: This would be so much funnier if Kwangchian was here.
Edit: In the end, bus 1 came last. 09A10 boarded the bus with some fear. Fortunately, it did not explode. Yet.

[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Hofai: *whacks Tianyu*
Tianyu: Ow!
Bodong: Are you going to turn into Batman?

Kwangchian: I'm going to throw this ball [the globe thingy] over Benjy's head and hit Stacy.
All: What?
Kwangchian: *throws ball and hits Stacy*
All: ...
Tracy: *picks up ball and whacks KC*
Kwangchian: You do that because you know I can't hit back!
Stacy: *picks up ball to hit KC, misses and hits Tracy instead*
Tracy: What the? D:

Kwangchian: (to Bodong) There's an ant on you. Don't move, I'll flick it away.
*flicks it towards Bodong*
Bodong: Logic yes!

Tracy: *pulls Darryl's hoodie over his head*
Edwin: You look like you have a condom on your head.

Hofai: I'm staring at you not because you're shuai.
Kwangchian: I-
Hofai: Not because you're hot, too.
Kwangchian: Damn.
Chewfei: You think you're hot? *laughs*

Tianyu: Are you free today?
Eugene: No, I got INTERACT. Everyday I got CCA. I'm a busy man.
Tianyu: ... This relationship will not work out.

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:00 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

We are ;

Birthdays

    January
    3rd - Jing Hao
    7th - Tracy
    16th - Edwin
    20th - Shaowei

    February
    29th - Nicholas

    March
    21st - Zeyu
    22nd - Chewfei
    22nd - Tinayu

    April

    May

    June

    July
    29th - Max

    August
    18th -Darryl

    September
    10th - Hofai

    October
    1st - Yicheng
    8th - Benjamin

    November
    21st - Eugene
    27th - Kwang Chian

    December
    7th - Liangjun
    24th - Stacy

Rules of A10

    1. Do not talk about /b/ki/.
    2. Do NOT talk about /b/ki/.
    3. In everything, there's KI, enough said.
    4. Say one thing, but always mean your mother.
    5. Freudian Slips FTW.
    6. Puns FTW.
    7. Double Entendre FTW.
    8. Quotes FTW.

    9. What is seen cannot be unseen.

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