Thursday, July 30, 2009
Disturbing
Today was the day that the Literature class of 09A10 discussed a rather interesting shape poem.
And the students did speak, and Ms Ho was visibly disturbed.
Various people, before tutorial: Hey, who has done "Your Mother"?
[The purposeful irony is that the poem is simply "The Mother".]
Ms Ho: What kind of men do you want to be? Ah, nevermind, what you want to be and what you are are two different things.
Max: Behind every successful woman is a man checking out her ass.
Ms Ho: Do you speak from personal experience? Girls, don't stand in front of Max.
Max: Darryl the Ho!
Yicheng: Don't turn around, Ms Ho!
Ms Ho: ... Literature is so much more satisfying.
[Additional purposeful irony - the only other female, Tracy, is sitting behind Max.]
Zeyu: What? Viagra Falls?
Ms Ho: ... Niagra Falls.
Darryl: Viagra doesn't fall!
[After the interesting Lit tutorial, at the canteen]
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: So fat.
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: So cheap.
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: Just like hardware store, 10 cents a screw.
Edwin (to Lueychun): Your mother! Like your father! ... Who's your daddy!
[Elsewhere, elsewhen]
Max: That's what Simon said... [referring to Simon Blackburn]
Bodong (to Kwangchian): I need to get a rubbish bin and put it next to you, just to store all your rubbish. But it still won't be enough, and it will overflow, and I will need to get another one!
And the students did speak, and Ms Ho was visibly disturbed.
Various people, before tutorial: Hey, who has done "Your Mother"?
[The purposeful irony is that the poem is simply "The Mother".]
Ms Ho: What kind of men do you want to be? Ah, nevermind, what you want to be and what you are are two different things.
Max: Behind every successful woman is a man checking out her ass.
Ms Ho: Do you speak from personal experience? Girls, don't stand in front of Max.
Max: Darryl the Ho!
Yicheng: Don't turn around, Ms Ho!
Ms Ho: ... Literature is so much more satisfying.
[Additional purposeful irony - the only other female, Tracy, is sitting behind Max.]
Zeyu: What? Viagra Falls?
Ms Ho: ... Niagra Falls.
Darryl: Viagra doesn't fall!
[After the interesting Lit tutorial, at the canteen]
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: So fat.
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: So cheap.
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: Just like hardware store, 10 cents a screw.
Edwin (to Lueychun): Your mother! Like your father! ... Who's your daddy!
[Elsewhere, elsewhen]
Max: That's what Simon said... [referring to Simon Blackburn]
Bodong (to Kwangchian): I need to get a rubbish bin and put it next to you, just to store all your rubbish. But it still won't be enough, and it will overflow, and I will need to get another one!
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:07 AM
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