Thursday, August 13, 2009
Beer
[Maths Lecture]
Lecturer: So I heard you...
Darryl, Tianyu, Eugene: ...liek mudkipz!
[Maths Tutorial]
Ms Huang: It's not normal to have that normal!
[Lit Tutorial]
Max: Must have skillz. With a "z".
Kwangchian: ...impregnate the paper with ideas.
Ms Heng: ...
Ms Heng: You're waffling!
Edwin: We're waffling! Waffle waffle waffle!
Darryl: Wafflecopter.
Benjamin: Wafflemao.
Nicholas: ... cannot see the screen...
Ms Heng: There's a reason why God gave you legs right? At times like this, stand and walk!
Nicholas: *reads from seat* From Poem B...
Ms Heng: All of you are superfluous at some point! If not at the introduction, then in the middle of your content paragraph, or at the end of your answer!
09A10: ... *lol*
Ms Heng: It's your life you're wasting; I've already wasted mine. *shrugs*
***
After the rather intruiging and dense philosophy readings, here's a little something to think about.
Did you know that all the great philosophers were beer addicts? Presenting to you - Bruce's Philosophers Alcohol Song.
This is something you won't find on Philosophy Bites Dot Com.
And no, it's not a Rickroll. Really.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
After half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore, I am"
Lecturer: So I heard you...
Darryl, Tianyu, Eugene: ...liek mudkipz!
[Maths Tutorial]
Ms Huang: It's not normal to have that normal!
[Lit Tutorial]
Max: Must have skillz. With a "z".
Kwangchian: ...impregnate the paper with ideas.
Ms Heng: ...
Ms Heng: You're waffling!
Edwin: We're waffling! Waffle waffle waffle!
Darryl: Wafflecopter.
Benjamin: Wafflemao.
Nicholas: ... cannot see the screen...
Ms Heng: There's a reason why God gave you legs right? At times like this, stand and walk!
Nicholas: *reads from seat* From Poem B...
Ms Heng: All of you are superfluous at some point! If not at the introduction, then in the middle of your content paragraph, or at the end of your answer!
09A10: ... *lol*
Ms Heng: It's your life you're wasting; I've already wasted mine. *shrugs*
***
After the rather intruiging and dense philosophy readings, here's a little something to think about.
Did you know that all the great philosophers were beer addicts? Presenting to you - Bruce's Philosophers Alcohol Song.
This is something you won't find on Philosophy Bites Dot Com.
And no, it's not a Rickroll. Really.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
After half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore, I am"
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:05 AM
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