Tuesday, August 4, 2009
High School Musical 4: Junior College
Ms Huang: Otherwise you need to write the curly wurly... and this duster is crap. *duster falls apart*
[KI Lecture]
Mr Shyam: We must highlight our Chineseness...
All: HAHAHAHA
Mr Shyam: Why are you all laughing? I- oh. =.=
[CT Session]
Mr Ken Yeow: Killing one stone with two birds...
All: HAHAHAHA
Mr Ken Yeow: Don't you want the Left and Right Wings to be less cluttered? I don't see why you're laughing - oh. =.=
[Special quote - overheard when Mr Yeow sat down in front of where A10 was]
Other teacher: Xiao4 si3 ren2, haha.
Mr Ken Yeow: *facepalm*
[shows Mr Ken Yeow's name on screen as "Ken Yew".]
Mr Ken Yeow: You're supposed to imagine the 'o'.
[At Library]
Kwangchian: Do you ever feel that life is like a giant musical number?
Bodong: ... What? I thought you were seriously discussing some kind of existential angst? *singsong voice* My life is a musical number...
[And of course, the unforgettable Lit Lecture...]
Mr Wong: *one-man acting a scene from Proof*
I ordered him a case of notebooks - and he used every one. I dropped out of school... I'm glad he's dead. - I understand why you'd feel that way...
(Beat.)
(hisses) Fuck you.
All: (Beat.)
*breaks into loud and sustained cheering*
Mr Wong: *raises a hand sheepishly* Thank you, thank you... Ms Heng shakes her head disapprovingly.
Ms Heng: *shakes head disapprovingly, facepalms*
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians