Friday, September 4, 2009
Teh Lulz for Teh Holz
The title says it all.
Happy holz to allz.
And also, in the future (as far aspossible convenient) for your reading pleasure future quotes will be arranged according to KILMEH! Randomness at the Class Benches will be put at the back.
[KI Tutorial]
Chewfei: Stop swearing!
Edwin and Tracy: *on either side of Chewfei* F***! (repeatedly)
Chewfei: ... Music to my ears.
[Lit Tutorials]
Ms Ho: There are three characters in this poem: Love, me, and "thee". Who is "thee"?
Darryl: Your mom.
Ms Ho: I love thee... Thou loves me... Like Barney.
Ms Ho: Love is linked to the god of...?
Tianyu: Love, maybe?
Ms Ho: War.
Max, Yicheng: ARES!
Ms Ho: Nature is natural.
Ms Ho: You guys are excited by an ant!
[Later]
Zeyu: The ant is back!
[The next tutorial]
Multiple people: The poetic ant is back!
Ms Ho: ... be my love...
Max: 16th century pickup line!
Ms Ho: "Roses" and "posies". What is this? A half eye rhyme? Eye half rhyme?
Darryl: Not-a-rhyme.
Edwin: This poet makes use of a not-a-rhyme.
[Lit Lecture]
We learned about opposites today... More fun than primary school.
Ms Heng: What is the opposite of "Seductive"?
Max: Kwangchian!
Max: HAHAHA
Yicheng: Ms Heng!
Ms Heng: Just because I don't turn on my charms doesn't mean I don't have any.
LT: *applauds*
Ms Heng: I look forward to marking your promos. *rubs hands*
Yicheng: oO
Ms Heng: "Passion"?
Yicheng: FRUIT!
Ms Heng: "Control"?
Jinghao: Chaos!
Darryl: Madness!
Yicheng: SPARTAAA!
[Maths Lecture]
Lecturer: Can we conclude all the dominos will fall?
Tianyu: No. Problem of Induction.
09A10: HAHAHA
Rest of the LT + Lecturer: ...?
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Tracy: What happened to your hand?
Darryl: I got into a fight with the floor.
Benjamin: The floor won.
Darryl: No, I did. I f***ed it real good.
*Stacy wears her hair down*
Tianyu: You look like a pontianak now!
Stacy: You look like a joker all the time!
Senior: I added embarassing photos of you in the montage. Like the one of you and Shenhong in the car.
Tag: What car?
Senior: How I know?
Max: Like, in the back seat?
Senior: Yeah! *laughs*
Tag: Oh!... That night.
All: HAHAHA
Tag: We were drunk and stupid.
All: HAHAHA
Tag: At least we know none of us will get pregnant.
On that note, good luck to all teh seniors!
(and to us, too.)
Happy holz to allz.
And also, in the future (as far as
[KI Tutorial]
Chewfei: Stop swearing!
Edwin and Tracy: *on either side of Chewfei* F***! (repeatedly)
Chewfei: ... Music to my ears.
[Lit Tutorials]
Ms Ho: There are three characters in this poem: Love, me, and "thee". Who is "thee"?
Darryl: Your mom.
Ms Ho: I love thee... Thou loves me... Like Barney.
Ms Ho: Love is linked to the god of...?
Tianyu: Love, maybe?
Ms Ho: War.
Max, Yicheng: ARES!
Ms Ho: Nature is natural.
Ms Ho: You guys are excited by an ant!
[Later]
Zeyu: The ant is back!
[The next tutorial]
Multiple people: The poetic ant is back!
Ms Ho: ... be my love...
Max: 16th century pickup line!
Ms Ho: "Roses" and "posies". What is this? A half eye rhyme? Eye half rhyme?
Darryl: Not-a-rhyme.
Edwin: This poet makes use of a not-a-rhyme.
[Lit Lecture]
We learned about opposites today... More fun than primary school.
Ms Heng: What is the opposite of "Seductive"?
Max: Kwangchian!
Max: HAHAHA
Yicheng: Ms Heng!
Ms Heng: Just because I don't turn on my charms doesn't mean I don't have any.
LT: *applauds*
Ms Heng: I look forward to marking your promos. *rubs hands*
Yicheng: oO
Ms Heng: "Passion"?
Yicheng: FRUIT!
Ms Heng: "Control"?
Jinghao: Chaos!
Darryl: Madness!
Yicheng: SPARTAAA!
[Maths Lecture]
Lecturer: Can we conclude all the dominos will fall?
Tianyu: No. Problem of Induction.
09A10: HAHAHA
Rest of the LT + Lecturer: ...?
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Tracy: What happened to your hand?
Darryl: I got into a fight with the floor.
Benjamin: The floor won.
Darryl: No, I did. I f***ed it real good.
*Stacy wears her hair down*
Tianyu: You look like a pontianak now!
Stacy: You look like a joker all the time!
Senior: I added embarassing photos of you in the montage. Like the one of you and Shenhong in the car.
Tag: What car?
Senior: How I know?
Max: Like, in the back seat?
Senior: Yeah! *laughs*
Tag: Oh!... That night.
All: HAHAHA
Tag: We were drunk and stupid.
All: HAHAHA
Tag: At least we know none of us will get pregnant.
On that note, good luck to all teh seniors!
(and to us, too.)
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 2:25 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians