Friday, October 30, 2009
HURRRRRR GET CAUGHT IN RAIN HURRRRR
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:47 AM
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Maths Overload
In all probability, we might not be able to get Ms Huang to continue teaching us next year for H2 Maths. We will never be able to function in Maths as well as we did, and will no longer to be able to differentiate ourselves from the rest of the cohort, and will always be inequal. While we will try to integrate the new teacher into crazy 09A10, implicitly, we will be missing Ms Huang exponentially more each day.
On that note, some quotes.
Ms Huang: She is a very experienced teacher...
Zeyu: Is she old?
Ms Huang: She was my tutor when I came into Hwachong.
Kwangchian: So she must be about 10 years older... so about 40 plus?...
Ms Huang: No lah... OI! If she's 40 years old and 10 years older than me then I must be?...
09A10: HAHAHA
Kwangchian: No, no, I meant... Ah, she's going to kill me. *buries head in hands*
Ms Huang: =_=
Ms Huang: I hope all of you get your As for your own sake.
Kwangchian: We will get our As in memory of Ms Huang!
Ms Huang: ... I'm not dead yet.
Kwangchian: OHSH- *buries head in hands*
Zeyu: Why can't you continue teaching us? Is [censored for security reasons] giving you a hard time?
Ms Huang: *suddenly, very violently* NO!
09A10: ...
Kwangchian: HAHAHA
09A10: ... *oh.*
On that note, some quotes.
Ms Huang: She is a very experienced teacher...
Zeyu: Is she old?
Ms Huang: She was my tutor when I came into Hwachong.
Kwangchian: So she must be about 10 years older... so about 40 plus?...
Ms Huang: No lah... OI! If she's 40 years old and 10 years older than me then I must be?...
09A10: HAHAHA
Kwangchian: No, no, I meant... Ah, she's going to kill me. *buries head in hands*
Ms Huang: =_=
Ms Huang: I hope all of you get your As for your own sake.
Kwangchian: We will get our As in memory of Ms Huang!
Ms Huang: ... I'm not dead yet.
Kwangchian: OHSH- *buries head in hands*
Zeyu: Why can't you continue teaching us? Is [censored for security reasons] giving you a hard time?
Ms Huang: *suddenly, very violently* NO!
09A10: ...
Kwangchian: HAHAHA
09A10: ... *oh.*
Hail to thee, Kwangchian, awesome king of epic faux pas.
Meanwhile, Ms Huang, we leave you with an inspirational photo of our class, taken 15 minutes before Economics Lecture in the LT.
by the way, the lights were out
Thank you Ms Huang for putting up with our craziness, puns and weirdness. Only U-
by the way could you sneak us into Inglorious Basterds, they turned us down kthx
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:53 PM
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
Aphrodisaic
[Randomness at the Class Bench]
Ms Huang: ... anyway I'm here to tell you Maths Tutorial is cancelled.
Kwangchian: *very loudly* YES!
Ms Huang: *stare*
Kwangchian: No, no, I didn't mean that...
09A10: *scattered laughter*
Kwangchian: I love Maths Tutorial! It's like my... aphrodisaic!
*stoned silence*
09A10: HAHAHAHAHA
Ms Huang: *wtf face*
Kwangchian: OHSH -*protests*
Ms Huang: ... anyway I'm here to tell you Maths Tutorial is cancelled.
Kwangchian: *very loudly* YES!
Ms Huang: *stare*
Kwangchian: No, no, I didn't mean that...
09A10: *scattered laughter*
Kwangchian: I love Maths Tutorial! It's like my... aphrodisaic!
*stoned silence*
09A10: HAHAHAHAHA
Ms Huang: *wtf face*
Kwangchian: OHSH -*protests*
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:26 PM
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Phrase of the Day: Zeyu-jack
Term: Zeyu-jack (Zher - uee jack)
Verb.
Definition: To fool someone about their results, by telling them something contrary to the truth.
Conjugation:
Present tense: Zeyu-jack, Zeyu-jacks
Past: Zeyu-jacked
Continuous: Zeyu-jacking
Note: "Zeyu" in Zeyu-jacked should be capitalised in formal contexts. Like "KC" in "KC-terms".
For example:
Teacher XX: You will get an A.
Student YY: Really? Whoo~
[Later]
Student YY: *gets U* I got Zeyu-jacked!
IRL example! (recycled from old quotes long time ago):
Benjamin: You got into SMTP!
Stacy: *jaw drops* (Did you just Zeyu-jack me?)
Note: A10 linguists are still considering whether this is a form of Zeyu-jacking. Since it's pretty fail.
Verb.
Definition: To fool someone about their results, by telling them something contrary to the truth.
Conjugation:
Present tense: Zeyu-jack, Zeyu-jacks
Past: Zeyu-jacked
Continuous: Zeyu-jacking
Note: "Zeyu" in Zeyu-jacked should be capitalised in formal contexts. Like "KC" in "KC-terms".
For example:
Teacher XX: You will get an A.
Student YY: Really? Whoo~
[Later]
Student YY: *gets U* I got Zeyu-jacked!
IRL example! (recycled from old quotes long time ago):
Benjamin: You got into SMTP!
Stacy: *jaw drops* (Did you just Zeyu-jack me?)
Note: A10 linguists are still considering whether this is a form of Zeyu-jacking. Since it's pretty fail.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:44 PM
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Stroke
[KI Tutorial]
Tianyu: Highest in Lit should be Liangjun...
Yicheng: Why don't you account for the possbility that it could be me? I could have been a stroke of genius...
Eugene: Or maybe just a stroke.
Why are we discussing Lit in KI?
pew
Tianyu: Highest in Lit should be Liangjun...
Yicheng: Why don't you account for the possbility that it could be me? I could have been a stroke of genius...
Eugene: Or maybe just a stroke.
Why are we discussing Lit in KI?
pew
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:15 PM
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Nobody's here...
BEST SONG EVARRRRR....
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:12 AM
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Monday, October 19, 2009
H2 MATHS
Today was the day of Fac Breakfast, which saw Hofai's awesome Ma Kan Horse's debut, and copious amounts of pink kueh appearing on the copious amount of pink plastic tablecloth.
And Darryl brought home-made muffins.
1 In the beginning there was Darryl.
2 And the world was without food, and Darryl looked upon the foodless world.
3 And Darryl said, "Let there be muffins."
4 And there was muffins, true muffins, true chocolate muffins with peanut fillings, true bacon and mushroom muffins; muffins appeared on the face of the earth.
5 And Darryl saw it, and it was good.
---
Quotes from H2 Maths!
Current situation: We're going through the H2 Maths papers but not knowing our results...
Zeyu: Why does the Maths Department want to screw our ass!
Max: I'm not sure they want to screw your ass...
Ms Huang: Believe me, we don't want to screw your ass...
Ms Huang: We're studying for A Levels! Does it mean your life ends here?
09A10: ... yes...
Max: Did I get 19%, like Facebook said I would?
Ms Huang: ...
(because a Facebook application foretold that Max would get 19% on his next test)
[Later]
Ms Huang: The lowest score in the class is 20%...
Max: YES! FACEBOOK IS WRONG!
Kwangchian: Aiyah... go RJ lah....
Ms Huang: You think they will accept you meh?
Eugene: Yeah. He speaks proper English.
09A10: *general cries to reveal Maths results*
Zeyu: We entreat you to show us our results!
Tianyu: Grumio, my horse~
And Darryl brought home-made muffins.
1 In the beginning there was Darryl.
2 And the world was without food, and Darryl looked upon the foodless world.
3 And Darryl said, "Let there be muffins."
4 And there was muffins, true muffins, true chocolate muffins with peanut fillings, true bacon and mushroom muffins; muffins appeared on the face of the earth.
5 And Darryl saw it, and it was good.
---
Quotes from H2 Maths!
Current situation: We're going through the H2 Maths papers but not knowing our results...
Zeyu: Why does the Maths Department want to screw our ass!
Max: I'm not sure they want to screw your ass...
Ms Huang: Believe me, we don't want to screw your ass...
Ms Huang: We're studying for A Levels! Does it mean your life ends here?
09A10: ... yes...
Max: Did I get 19%, like Facebook said I would?
Ms Huang: ...
(because a Facebook application foretold that Max would get 19% on his next test)
[Later]
Ms Huang: The lowest score in the class is 20%...
Max: YES! FACEBOOK IS WRONG!
Kwangchian: Aiyah... go RJ lah....
Ms Huang: You think they will accept you meh?
Eugene: Yeah. He speaks proper English.
09A10: *general cries to reveal Maths results*
Zeyu: We entreat you to show us our results!
Tianyu: Grumio, my horse~
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:12 PM
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tic
This is the 09A10 Quote Squad, bringing you live quotes from PW Tutorial!
[During PW Tutorial]
Mr Quek: Kwangchian has an irritating habit when he presents OP...
Tianyu: Ehhhhhhh ~
Mr Quek: No, that's Liangjun.
09A10: HAHAHA
Liangjun: ... What?
Mr Quek: Kwangchian is not a DYM (Dirty Young Man)... Unlike Tian Yu and Max..
Kwangchian: Thank you, thank you~
Yicheng: He's a dirty old man.
[During PW Tutorial]
Mr Quek: Kwangchian has an irritating habit when he presents OP...
Tianyu: Ehhhhhhh ~
Mr Quek: No, that's Liangjun.
09A10: HAHAHA
Liangjun: ... What?
Mr Quek: Kwangchian is not a DYM (Dirty Young Man)... Unlike Tian Yu and Max..
Kwangchian: Thank you, thank you~
Yicheng: He's a dirty old man.
Mr Quek: There was this previous student who had a tic... You know what a tic is?
A10: ...
Eugene: Yeah, all except Tracy.
(For those who do not understand, try to find something that rhymes with tic.)
*Max tries to eat a mint out of the air*
Mr Quek: Spiky boy wants to be a juggler... but that won't impress her.
Yicheng: He has a tic.
Edwin: A tic in his mouth?
Mr Quek: Will you stop embracing him?
Max: *drapes hand over Shaowei* No, our group is very close.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:11 PM
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Monday, October 12, 2009
CALM DOWN!
ATTENTION: STUDIES HAVE SHOW that asking someone to "calm down/relax/take it easy" while electrocuting them does not create the desired effect. In Fact, studies have also shown that it sometimes even gives the opposite effect.
Further Details here:
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Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:52 AM
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
The Alternative Name Of Marriage
This sex-for-security scam is so great. All girls should do it.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 3:04 PM
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Thursday, October 8, 2009
IT'S OVERRRRRR
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 9:29 AM
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009
THIS IS SARTE!!!
THIS IS SARTE!!!
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:32 PM
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Monday, October 5, 2009
Solution to Post-Promo Depression
Read something funny
like the quotes
due to promo period
we don't have much funny quotes
could you guys be a bit more... spontaneous?
thankyew thankyew
ohandgoodluckforurpromoskthxbai
like the quotes
due to promo period
we don't have much funny quotes
could you guys be a bit more... spontaneous?
thankyew thankyew
ohandgoodluckforurpromoskthxbai
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 11:44 PM
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