Monday, October 19, 2009
H2 MATHS
And Darryl brought home-made muffins.
1 In the beginning there was Darryl.
2 And the world was without food, and Darryl looked upon the foodless world.
3 And Darryl said, "Let there be muffins."
4 And there was muffins, true muffins, true chocolate muffins with peanut fillings, true bacon and mushroom muffins; muffins appeared on the face of the earth.
5 And Darryl saw it, and it was good.
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Quotes from H2 Maths!
Current situation: We're going through the H2 Maths papers but not knowing our results...
Zeyu: Why does the Maths Department want to screw our ass!
Max: I'm not sure they want to screw your ass...
Ms Huang: Believe me, we don't want to screw your ass...
Ms Huang: We're studying for A Levels! Does it mean your life ends here?
09A10: ... yes...
Max: Did I get 19%, like Facebook said I would?
Ms Huang: ...
(because a Facebook application foretold that Max would get 19% on his next test)
[Later]
Ms Huang: The lowest score in the class is 20%...
Max: YES! FACEBOOK IS WRONG!
Kwangchian: Aiyah... go RJ lah....
Ms Huang: You think they will accept you meh?
Eugene: Yeah. He speaks proper English.
09A10: *general cries to reveal Maths results*
Zeyu: We entreat you to show us our results!
Tianyu: Grumio, my horse~
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