Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Acheivement Unlocked!
** NEW ACHEIVEMENT UNLOCKED **
Last Meal: Get busted by a teacher while trying to Last Supper.
[During Lit Tutorial]
Max: Do you know Cyril Wong?
Mr Wong: Yeah. As a Lit person, you get to know writers and poets in Singapore. A good friend of mine is a very close friend of Cyril Wong.
Max: Oh, because we interviewed him last year for PW.
Mr Wong: What gave you the connection?
Max: Mutual friends on Facebook.
Mr Wong: [to KC] Your name resonates... it has a sort of majestic splendor about it. Think about it in Chinese: 光, light - and to come before light...
09A10: Whoh...
Max: You are a genius!
Zeyu: Which is in decline!
Mr Wong: [to KC] "Some are born great, some acheive greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." You have a legacy on your shoulders.
Zeyu: You're kidding me! This guy?
Hofai: If he becomes President, he must remember me. I gave him 2 pieces of foolscap paper.
Mr Wong: The wilful and wonton rebellion...
Max: The wilful and wonton rebellion in China!
Mr Wong: What does wonton mean?
Tracy: Wonton mee!
Mr Wong: This is different from what Jinghao suggested just 2 minutes ago... 1 minute ago... less than one minute ago.
Chewfei: Euphony...
Ms Heng: Euphony. What's "euphony"?
Darryl: You're an imposter. You phony!
Zeyu: Could one compare this to a pack of hyenas and a pride of lions...
Ms Heng: ... No.
Max: You've been watching too much Nat Geo.
Tianyu: You've been watching too much Lion King.
[Maths Lecture]
Lecturer: Infinity is exclusive, because you can't reach infinity.
Tianyu: But if one doesn't reach infinity, how do we go to infinity and beyond?
KC: Both tutor-tutee must be of the same gender? This is sexist!
Benjy: This is Sparta!
Hofai: This is My Little Pony!
[awkward pause]
KC: ...what?
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
[male]: Don't you think [this female] is a more attractive proposition?
09A10: No...
Max: Would you be scared if we said you were a more attractive proposition?
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:29 AM
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