Friday, January 15, 2010
THE BRO CODE - Inspired by BARNEY STINSON and improved by AWESOME!!!
1. A bro is not to doubt the existence of bros or the bro code, nor the validity of circular reasoning
2. In the event where awkwardness arises, a bro is to initiate an "awkward five" (five...silence...five again) till all awkwardness is dissolved or palms are too slippery with blood.
3. A bro is not to lust after the desire of another bro -- condition: said bro must have a chance with said girl
4. KC's definition of "have a chance" is invalid ( She'll do me if I became hot, handsome and musically talented)
5. A bro is not to revealed secrets of another bro -- excpetion: secrets that are not within said bro's knowledge are completely valid -- translation: IT ALL ABOUT THE PHRASING!
6. A bro is to have a "bro" or at least tell really good "bro" jokes
7. SUIT UP!!!!!
More commandments are welcome but must precede "SUIT UP!"
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians