Thursday, January 21, 2010
Extreme C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
** ACHEIVEMENTS UNLOCKED **
Last Supper - eXtreme: Buy non-finger food from High School and eat it at the class bench.
Last Meal - eXtreme: Get busted by a teacher while attempting to Last Supper - eXtreme.
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[KI Lecture]
Mr Tan: All lectures need at least one picture of Angelina Jolie.
[KI Tutorial]
Mr Tan: There was a time where there was no such thing as chicken nuggets. It was a dark time. You youngsters don’t know how lucky you are to grow up with chicken nuggets.
Tianyu: There was only… chicken.
Mr Tan: If someone builds you a building and he says its safe, you have to trust him. …and then it’s declared structurally unsound and the school has to move to Bukit Batok. This building is an example of what happens when you trust experts. MOE said build me a junior college… and make sure that it doesn’t fall down and kill all its students.
*thumps hand against wall*
*hollow sound*
*awkward pause*
*thumps hand against another wall*
*hollow sound*
That is very disturbing.
Mr Tan: They people who voted in the Nazis were not evil… “Ooh, I will vote in a party that will commit genocide.”
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Hofai: And then pigs flew and batmaan grew and lolcats mudkipz nao.
[pause]
I have no idea what I just said.
Darryl: Just imagine if I published a book. Ho's principle of something something.
Max: All your followers will be called Hos!
Jinghao: All your female followers will be called whores.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 11:56 PM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians