Friday, January 15, 2010
The Sistaz Code
Since the guys have so conveniently overlooked the importance of girls (besides their role for fucking) - WHICH IS BASICALLY THEIR ONLY FUNCTION, the sistaz (with the Z) of A10 have come up with their how-to-survive-the-bro's-code-code!
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A10 SISTAZ CODE.
1. Do not, I repeat, do NOT fall for ANY guy in this class. (shouldn't be too hard)
2. Remember, you aren't surrounded by them; THEY are surrounded by you.
3. Liberal physical abuse is allowed should symptoms such as but not limited to: despair, irritation, anger, BOREDOM occur.
4. The quantity of physical abuse applied should be directly proportional to the guy's physical size, no more, no less.
5. Act cute to confuse them.
6. When in doubt, accuse male of being sexist anyway.
7. Remove yourself from their vicinity for as long as you can, as much as you can.
8. Shy not away from sexual innuendos. Instead, join them, and pawn them. Then tell them all about your sekrit pron stash.
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Btw, how exactly was the Awkward Five formed??
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 9:50 AM
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