Thursday, February 11, 2010
Are the Juniors here?
[KI Tutorial]
*Eugene's phone goes off, playing the Cadbury song*
Mr Tan: Whose is that?
Eugene: Mine, sorry, I forgot to turn off silent mode.
*fumbles with phone. J-Pop music plays*
Mr Tan: Can you turn it off now? And while you're at it, get a normal ringtone.
Mr Tan: What's more important than the lesson? Could you just leave it until later... unless, of course, the President of Singapore just contacted you and you're the only one who can save us.
Tianyu: Argh, then we're screwed!
Mr Tan: Solipsism: The belief that only yourself exists, and that the rest are figments of your imagination.
Tianyu: The True Form.
[Lit Tutorial]
Zeyu: *on Emily Dickinson's poem* Could Nature's "Golden Finger" mean...
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: To go from a picture of feminine divinity to a British spy... that has got to be a quantum leap or two.
Max: Quantum of Solace!
Mr Wong: "her largesse of spirit"... what's "largesse"?
Darryl: "Large" lah.
Max: Largesse. The largesse of your mom!
Darryl: Your mom's largesse.
Mr Wong: I kind of regret introing this word because I know it'll be misquoted... By no means use this to describe physical attributes.
Mr Wong: What is "ineffable"?
Zeyu: *mumble*
Mr Wong: ...whaat?
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: Are you guys alreayd using the word in your own terms?
Max: To eff the ineffable.
Max: If a girl can't give birth, do you call her ineffable?
Benjy: Impregnable.
Max: Unbearable. Inconceivable.
Darryl: You know what else is ineffable? Your mother's largesse!
Chewfei: What's "iconoclast"?
Max: Someone who goes against accepted norms.
Darryl: How did you know that?
*Max looks at his Macbook with the dictionary application running*
Max: SAT preparation.
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Benjy: *looking at Max's Macbook Pro* You have a Time Machine on your Mac?
Max: What can I say? Apple rules.
Darryl: ...what?
Max: Word, Excel... oh look, a Time Machine.
Mr Shyam: I'm going to shoot you!
Zeyu: But you already shot me.
Mr Shyam: I missed.
Tianyu: *to juniors* This is Tru -
Darryl: Shut your face!
Hofai: Did you see the tailor?
Benjy: Yeah, he went to over there to measure girls' skirts.
Nicholas: Well, he won't be back for a while.
*Eugene's phone goes off, playing the Cadbury song*
Mr Tan: Whose is that?
Eugene: Mine, sorry, I forgot to turn off silent mode.
*fumbles with phone. J-Pop music plays*
Mr Tan: Can you turn it off now? And while you're at it, get a normal ringtone.
Mr Tan: What's more important than the lesson? Could you just leave it until later... unless, of course, the President of Singapore just contacted you and you're the only one who can save us.
Tianyu: Argh, then we're screwed!
Mr Tan: Solipsism: The belief that only yourself exists, and that the rest are figments of your imagination.
Tianyu: The True Form.
[Lit Tutorial]
Zeyu: *on Emily Dickinson's poem* Could Nature's "Golden Finger" mean...
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: To go from a picture of feminine divinity to a British spy... that has got to be a quantum leap or two.
Max: Quantum of Solace!
Mr Wong: "her largesse of spirit"... what's "largesse"?
Darryl: "Large" lah.
Max: Largesse. The largesse of your mom!
Darryl: Your mom's largesse.
Mr Wong: I kind of regret introing this word because I know it'll be misquoted... By no means use this to describe physical attributes.
Mr Wong: What is "ineffable"?
Zeyu: *mumble*
Mr Wong: ...whaat?
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: Are you guys alreayd using the word in your own terms?
Max: To eff the ineffable.
Max: If a girl can't give birth, do you call her ineffable?
Benjy: Impregnable.
Max: Unbearable. Inconceivable.
Darryl: You know what else is ineffable? Your mother's largesse!
Chewfei: What's "iconoclast"?
Max: Someone who goes against accepted norms.
Darryl: How did you know that?
*Max looks at his Macbook with the dictionary application running*
Max: SAT preparation.
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Benjy: *looking at Max's Macbook Pro* You have a Time Machine on your Mac?
Max: What can I say? Apple rules.
Darryl: ...what?
Max: Word, Excel... oh look, a Time Machine.
Mr Shyam: I'm going to shoot you!
Zeyu: But you already shot me.
Mr Shyam: I missed.
Tianyu: *to juniors* This is Tru -
Darryl: Shut your face!
Hofai: Did you see the tailor?
Benjy: Yeah, he went to over there to measure girls' skirts.
Nicholas: Well, he won't be back for a while.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 12:18 AM
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ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians