Saturday, February 13, 2010
Happy CNY
[Lit Tutorial]
*Stacy sits in class*
Mr Wong: Is that Tracy? Who's that? What's that?... is it a spirit?
Yicheng: It's Tracy. Hong Kong does things to you.
Darryl: I was DOTAing last night and I thought of Emily Dickinson. "After Nicholas Holy Shit, a formal feeling comes..."
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Yicheng: I'm sorry I'm one seamless...
Darryl: ...stream of shit!
Zeyu: That's a new writing style!
Yicheng: It'd be damn sad if you write "I'm trying to replicate the stream of consciousness", and your teacher writes "stream of shit, maybe..."
Max: Do you want to try some of my mee goreng?
Darryl: No, I don't want to catch AIDS.
Max: I knew you were going to say that! I'm waiting for when you can come upwith another disease. Why AIDS?
Darryl: It's not curable. Gonhorrea is curable. Syphillis is curable.
Max: It is? I'm saved!
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Happy CNY.
May all of you get as many hongbaos as number of pages in your KI notes and History notes, as well as all the Maths and Econs tutorials, and the two thick Literature poem books, and your PW WR.
And as much money as it took to print all of them.
*Stacy sits in class*
Mr Wong: Is that Tracy? Who's that? What's that?... is it a spirit?
Yicheng: It's Tracy. Hong Kong does things to you.
Darryl: I was DOTAing last night and I thought of Emily Dickinson. "After Nicholas Holy Shit, a formal feeling comes..."
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Yicheng: I'm sorry I'm one seamless...
Darryl: ...stream of shit!
Zeyu: That's a new writing style!
Yicheng: It'd be damn sad if you write "I'm trying to replicate the stream of consciousness", and your teacher writes "stream of shit, maybe..."
Max: Do you want to try some of my mee goreng?
Darryl: No, I don't want to catch AIDS.
Max: I knew you were going to say that! I'm waiting for when you can come upwith another disease. Why AIDS?
Darryl: It's not curable. Gonhorrea is curable. Syphillis is curable.
Max: It is? I'm saved!
---
Happy CNY.
May all of you get as many hongbaos as number of pages in your KI notes and History notes, as well as all the Maths and Econs tutorials, and the two thick Literature poem books, and your PW WR.
And as much money as it took to print all of them.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:56 AM
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