HWA CHONG INSTITUTION
Faculty of ARES - God of War
CT 09A10

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Children and Poems

[KI Tutorial]
Mr Tan: Many of us are not having children now.
Tianyu: ... Really?

[Lit Tutorial]
Ms Heng:

"Go, and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,"

These two lines are famous - wait, Tianyu, what are you doing with your hand under the table?
Darryl: He's getting with child a mandrae root.
Ms Heng: No, he's playing with a pen. That could be a phallic symbol. Ha ha ha.

Ms Heng:

"And swear
Nowhere
Lives a woman true, and fair."

What does this mean?
Zeyu: He's cynical that there's no woman true and fair.
Ms Heng: Of course! Paraphrase it!
Darryl: There is no true and fair woman.
Ms Heng: ...
09A10: TRUMAN!
Ms Heng: ...what?
Zeyu: *sings* I see your true colours...

Ms Heng: You should never be reductionistic!

Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 1:30 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians

We are ;

Birthdays

    January
    3rd - Jing Hao
    7th - Tracy
    16th - Edwin
    20th - Shaowei

    February
    29th - Nicholas

    March
    21st - Zeyu
    22nd - Chewfei
    22nd - Tinayu

    April

    May

    June

    July
    29th - Max

    August
    18th -Darryl

    September
    10th - Hofai

    October
    1st - Yicheng
    8th - Benjamin

    November
    21st - Eugene
    27th - Kwang Chian

    December
    7th - Liangjun
    24th - Stacy

Rules of A10

    1. Do not talk about /b/ki/.
    2. Do NOT talk about /b/ki/.
    3. In everything, there's KI, enough said.
    4. Say one thing, but always mean your mother.
    5. Freudian Slips FTW.
    6. Puns FTW.
    7. Double Entendre FTW.
    8. Quotes FTW.

    9. What is seen cannot be unseen.

Archives;

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