Wednesday, May 12, 2010
To Keep Up The Appearance of Being Busy
Vocabulary of the day
Oh-fuck face (oh - faark faez)
Upon the moment of recognition of GGness (a topic for another post), the countenance one assumes is commonly known as the "oh-fuck face". It is usually defined as a face with twisted features upon recognition of GGness, including shock, surprise, sadness, AAAAAHHHness, and general knowledge that one is in an extremelyscrewed unfavourable and disadvantageous position.
Example of usage:
Kwangchian: After the opposition MP hammered the Minister of Education, the Minister had an oh-fuck face for a few seconds before responding...
[Lit Lecture]
Ms Ho: "Know Thy Text". That's a reference to another famous axiom, "Know Thy Self".
Darryl: No you.
[Econs Tutorial]
*after setting the clock forward*
Tianyu: Ms Phang, you're 20 minutes late!
Ms Phang: Really?... No lah, the clock has been adjusted.
Eugene: Adjusted for inflation.
[Randomness at Class Benches]
Max: When was the longest time you missed your period?
Stacy: ...11 years.
Zeyu: *singing very loudly and in close proximity to Dr Hon*
Tianyu: So, who's playing Ip Man's wife?
09A10: HAHAHA
Max: Who's doing his wife?
Benjamin: I thought it was an evil puppet master...
Darryl: Oh, he's pulling something, but it isn't strings.
Tianyu: No, I meant: Who's the actress?
Oh-fuck face (oh - faark faez)
Upon the moment of recognition of GGness (a topic for another post), the countenance one assumes is commonly known as the "oh-fuck face". It is usually defined as a face with twisted features upon recognition of GGness, including shock, surprise, sadness, AAAAAHHHness, and general knowledge that one is in an extremely
Example of usage:
Kwangchian: After the opposition MP hammered the Minister of Education, the Minister had an oh-fuck face for a few seconds before responding...
[Lit Lecture]
Ms Ho: "Know Thy Text". That's a reference to another famous axiom, "Know Thy Self".
Darryl: No you.
[Econs Tutorial]
*after setting the clock forward*
Tianyu: Ms Phang, you're 20 minutes late!
Ms Phang: Really?... No lah, the clock has been adjusted.
Eugene: Adjusted for inflation.
[Randomness at Class Benches]
Max: When was the longest time you missed your period?
Stacy: ...11 years.
Zeyu: *singing very loudly and in close proximity to Dr Hon*
Tianyu: So, who's playing Ip Man's wife?
09A10: HAHAHA
Max: Who's doing his wife?
Benjamin: I thought it was an evil puppet master...
Darryl: Oh, he's pulling something, but it isn't strings.
Tianyu: No, I meant: Who's the actress?
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 5:04 AM
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