Thursday, July 30, 2009
Disturbing
Today was the day that the Literature class of 09A10 discussed a rather interesting shape poem.
And the students did speak, and Ms Ho was visibly disturbed.
Various people, before tutorial: Hey, who has done "Your Mother"?
[The purposeful irony is that the poem is simply "The Mother".]
Ms Ho: What kind of men do you want to be? Ah, nevermind, what you want to be and what you are are two different things.
Max: Behind every successful woman is a man checking out her ass.
Ms Ho: Do you speak from personal experience? Girls, don't stand in front of Max.
Max: Darryl the Ho!
Yicheng: Don't turn around, Ms Ho!
Ms Ho: ... Literature is so much more satisfying.
[Additional purposeful irony - the only other female, Tracy, is sitting behind Max.]
Zeyu: What? Viagra Falls?
Ms Ho: ... Niagra Falls.
Darryl: Viagra doesn't fall!
[After the interesting Lit tutorial, at the canteen]
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: So fat.
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: So cheap.
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: Just like hardware store, 10 cents a screw.
Edwin (to Lueychun): Your mother! Like your father! ... Who's your daddy!
[Elsewhere, elsewhen]
Max: That's what Simon said... [referring to Simon Blackburn]
Bodong (to Kwangchian): I need to get a rubbish bin and put it next to you, just to store all your rubbish. But it still won't be enough, and it will overflow, and I will need to get another one!
And the students did speak, and Ms Ho was visibly disturbed.
Various people, before tutorial: Hey, who has done "Your Mother"?
[The purposeful irony is that the poem is simply "The Mother".]
Ms Ho: What kind of men do you want to be? Ah, nevermind, what you want to be and what you are are two different things.
Max: Behind every successful woman is a man checking out her ass.
Ms Ho: Do you speak from personal experience? Girls, don't stand in front of Max.
Max: Darryl the Ho!
Yicheng: Don't turn around, Ms Ho!
Ms Ho: ... Literature is so much more satisfying.
[Additional purposeful irony - the only other female, Tracy, is sitting behind Max.]
Zeyu: What? Viagra Falls?
Ms Ho: ... Niagra Falls.
Darryl: Viagra doesn't fall!
[After the interesting Lit tutorial, at the canteen]
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: So fat.
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: So cheap.
Edwin: Your mother!
Lueychun: Just like hardware store, 10 cents a screw.
Edwin (to Lueychun): Your mother! Like your father! ... Who's your daddy!
[Elsewhere, elsewhen]
Max: That's what Simon said... [referring to Simon Blackburn]
Bodong (to Kwangchian): I need to get a rubbish bin and put it next to you, just to store all your rubbish. But it still won't be enough, and it will overflow, and I will need to get another one!
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:07 AM
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Monday, July 27, 2009
More Quotes, because we can
We never seem to run out of quotes.
It's the only thing preventing us from going absolutely insane / existential angsty.
Hey, we're a KI class, anything could happen.
*Tracy and Darryl buy cha2 ye4 dan4*
*Darryl find that the eggs are too warm*
*Tracy goes to cool Darryl's down by running them under cold water from the water cooler*
[Upon returning]
Tracy: He was laughing at me while I did it.
Darryl: Who?
*Tracy points behind Darryl*
Tianyu: What were you doing! Cooling your balls?
Benjamin: Actually it's Darryl's.
Stacy: [to Tianyu] Why do you touch my hair?
Kwangchian: It's a sign of affection.
Stacy: I don;t need any affection from Tianyu!
Kwangchian: It's courtly love.
Kwangchian: [To Tianyu] Stop influencing mindless children like Stacy!
Stacy: ... whaat?
Tianyu: Do you think the Harvard principal [censored]
Darryl: [censored]
Nicholas: [censored]
Kwangchian:...can you not veer the topic towards gay sex?
[Actually, it's not censored - but it's more funny this way.]
Dr Ang: Max, can you not wear your sweater?
Max: You want me to strip?
Dr Ang: ...
Tianyu: I'll help you strip.
Edwin: We're jangsters!
It's the only thing preventing us from going absolutely insane / existential angsty.
Hey, we're a KI class, anything could happen.
*Tracy and Darryl buy cha2 ye4 dan4*
*Darryl find that the eggs are too warm*
*Tracy goes to cool Darryl's down by running them under cold water from the water cooler*
[Upon returning]
Tracy: He was laughing at me while I did it.
Darryl: Who?
*Tracy points behind Darryl*
Tianyu: What were you doing! Cooling your balls?
Benjamin: Actually it's Darryl's.
Stacy: [to Tianyu] Why do you touch my hair?
Kwangchian: It's a sign of affection.
Stacy: I don;t need any affection from Tianyu!
Kwangchian: It's courtly love.
Kwangchian: [To Tianyu] Stop influencing mindless children like Stacy!
Stacy: ... whaat?
Tianyu: Do you think the Harvard principal [censored]
Darryl: [censored]
Nicholas: [censored]
Kwangchian:...can you not veer the topic towards gay sex?
[Actually, it's not censored - but it's more funny this way.]
Dr Ang: Max, can you not wear your sweater?
Max: You want me to strip?
Dr Ang: ...
Tianyu: I'll help you strip.
Edwin: We're jangsters!
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:45 AM
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Friday, July 24, 2009
Quotes!
[During econs presentation]
Tianyu: Do not point, Shaowei!
Tianyu: As Nicholas said...
Yicheng: As Nicholas Cage!
Nicholas: Yicheng, shut up!
Tianyu: We can back this up with awesome statistics.
[Econs lecture]
Lecturer: ...lead to environmental degredation...
Tracy: ...mental degredation?
[Lit]
Tianyu: It's called cleavage dammit!
Tianyu: They're just making it rhyme for fun! Haha.
[While waiting for OCS]
Dr Ang: Does it hurt?
Edwin: No, not now.
Dr Ang: ... Damn.
Tianyu: We can intuit God exists!
Max: We can't intuit but we can tweet!
Bodong: www.twitter.com/God.
Tianyu: Then, we'll go to this strange island... uh...
Darryl: Christmas Island?
Tianyu: ... Tekong.
Bodong: You know what will be purposeful irony? If bus 1 came last.
Tianyu: You know what will be purposeful irony? If bus 1 came last, and we arrived first, then the bus exploded.
Max: If everything is purposeful irony, it isn't purposeful anymore! What's its purpose!
Benjy: That's the purposeful irony! There is no purpose!
Edwin: This would be so much funnier if Kwangchian was here.
Edit: In the end, bus 1 came last. 09A10 boarded the bus with some fear. Fortunately, it did not explode. Yet.
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Hofai: *whacks Tianyu*
Tianyu: Ow!
Bodong: Are you going to turn into Batman?
Kwangchian: I'm going to throw this ball [the globe thingy] over Benjy's head and hit Stacy.
All: What?
Kwangchian: *throws ball and hits Stacy*
All: ...
Tracy: *picks up ball and whacks KC*
Kwangchian: You do that because you know I can't hit back!
Stacy: *picks up ball to hit KC, misses and hits Tracy instead*
Tracy: What the? D:
Kwangchian: (to Bodong) There's an ant on you. Don't move, I'll flick it away.
*flicks it towards Bodong*
Bodong: Logic yes!
Tracy: *pulls Darryl's hoodie over his head*
Edwin: You look like you have a condom on your head.
Hofai: I'm staring at you not because you're shuai.
Kwangchian: I-
Hofai: Not because you're hot, too.
Kwangchian: Damn.
Chewfei: You think you're hot? *laughs*
Tianyu: Are you free today?
Eugene: No, I got INTERACT. Everyday I got CCA. I'm a busy man.
Tianyu: ... This relationship will not work out.
Tianyu: Do not point, Shaowei!
Tianyu: As Nicholas said...
Yicheng: As Nicholas Cage!
Nicholas: Yicheng, shut up!
Tianyu: We can back this up with awesome statistics.
[Econs lecture]
Lecturer: ...lead to environmental degredation...
Tracy: ...mental degredation?
[Lit]
Tianyu: It's called cleavage dammit!
Tianyu: They're just making it rhyme for fun! Haha.
[While waiting for OCS]
Dr Ang: Does it hurt?
Edwin: No, not now.
Dr Ang: ... Damn.
Tianyu: We can intuit God exists!
Max: We can't intuit but we can tweet!
Bodong: www.twitter.com/God.
Tianyu: Then, we'll go to this strange island... uh...
Darryl: Christmas Island?
Tianyu: ... Tekong.
Bodong: You know what will be purposeful irony? If bus 1 came last.
Tianyu: You know what will be purposeful irony? If bus 1 came last, and we arrived first, then the bus exploded.
Max: If everything is purposeful irony, it isn't purposeful anymore! What's its purpose!
Benjy: That's the purposeful irony! There is no purpose!
Edwin: This would be so much funnier if Kwangchian was here.
Edit: In the end, bus 1 came last. 09A10 boarded the bus with some fear. Fortunately, it did not explode. Yet.
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Hofai: *whacks Tianyu*
Tianyu: Ow!
Bodong: Are you going to turn into Batman?
Kwangchian: I'm going to throw this ball [the globe thingy] over Benjy's head and hit Stacy.
All: What?
Kwangchian: *throws ball and hits Stacy*
All: ...
Tracy: *picks up ball and whacks KC*
Kwangchian: You do that because you know I can't hit back!
Stacy: *picks up ball to hit KC, misses and hits Tracy instead*
Tracy: What the? D:
Kwangchian: (to Bodong) There's an ant on you. Don't move, I'll flick it away.
*flicks it towards Bodong*
Bodong: Logic yes!
Tracy: *pulls Darryl's hoodie over his head*
Edwin: You look like you have a condom on your head.
Hofai: I'm staring at you not because you're shuai.
Kwangchian: I-
Hofai: Not because you're hot, too.
Kwangchian: Damn.
Chewfei: You think you're hot? *laughs*
Tianyu: Are you free today?
Eugene: No, I got INTERACT. Everyday I got CCA. I'm a busy man.
Tianyu: ... This relationship will not work out.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:00 AM
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009
quotes
Whoh, the formatting is screwed up!
Quotes! Because we can!
Darryl: The girl is magic.
Bodong: (questioning someone) Am I going into some deep-seated family problems?
Darryl: People know kung fu. He's Max Fu!
Jinghao: Maximum power!
Ms Yan: What is meant by a phenomenal woman?
Edwin: An apporximation to the truth.
Tianyu: A noumenal woman!
09A10: HAHAHA
All the other non-KI classes in the Lit lecture: ...?
Ms Huang: Edwin's bag reminds me of the evil villian in the Mario game I played...
(Edwin: Everyone says that!)
Multiple people: Bowser!
09A10:
[censored due to security reasons] Mario
[censored due to security reasons] Luigi
[censored due to security reasons].
09A10: HAHAHA
Ms Huang: ...
[Tianyu and Jinghao go write PROOFS on the board]
Ms Huang: Tianyu, you write so big for what?
[30 seconds later, Jinghao runs out of space to write]
Tianyu: Haha Jinghao write so small still no space.
Dr Ang: ...boys hugging the blue fuzzy thing.
Max: They didn't just hug it!
Dr Ang: ...
[later] Dr Ang: I'm going to confiscate that blue toy...
Ms Phang: It's not a volatile curve...
Tianyu: But it is what. It goes SIEW SIEW SIEW. *gesticulates wildly*
Quotes! Because we can!
Darryl: The girl is magic.
Bodong: (questioning someone) Am I going into some deep-seated family problems?
Darryl: People know kung fu. He's Max Fu!
Jinghao: Maximum power!
Ms Yan: What is meant by a phenomenal woman?
Edwin: An apporximation to the truth.
Tianyu: A noumenal woman!
09A10: HAHAHA
All the other non-KI classes in the Lit lecture: ...?
Ms Huang: Edwin's bag reminds me of the evil villian in the Mario game I played...
(Edwin: Everyone says that!)
Multiple people: Bowser!
09A10:
[censored due to security reasons] Mario
[censored due to security reasons] Luigi
[censored due to security reasons].
09A10: HAHAHA
Ms Huang: ...
[Tianyu and Jinghao go write PROOFS on the board]
Ms Huang: Tianyu, you write so big for what?
[30 seconds later, Jinghao runs out of space to write]
Tianyu: Haha Jinghao write so small still no space.
Dr Ang: ...boys hugging the blue fuzzy thing.
Max: They didn't just hug it!
Dr Ang: ...
[later] Dr Ang: I'm going to confiscate that blue toy...
Ms Phang: It's not a volatile curve...
Tianyu: But it is what. It goes SIEW SIEW SIEW. *gesticulates wildly*
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 5:08 AM
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Max says:
this is gonna take hours
matthew quek already took you 2 hours right
heng is twice as long...
I THINK MAX KNOWS SOMETHING WE DON'T
this is gonna take hours
matthew quek already took you 2 hours right
heng is twice as long...
I THINK MAX KNOWS SOMETHING WE DON'T
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 4:37 AM
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
TUTS MY BARREH
TUTS MY BARREH
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:58 PM
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Reminder
Hi all,
Just a reminder to do yer KI stuffz.
Who reads this anyway? Mostly it's just to read the dinosaur comics (Descartes' girlfriend is crazy) or follow the saga on the tagboard, and even that has died down.
Just a reminder to do yer KI stuffz.
Who reads this anyway? Mostly it's just to read the dinosaur comics (Descartes' girlfriend is crazy) or follow the saga on the tagboard, and even that has died down.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:28 AM
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Sunday, July 12, 2009
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D:
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:17 AM
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Thursday, July 9, 2009
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 11:13 AM
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Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 3:48 AM
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Sunday, July 5, 2009
Work + Bin = Workbin
As much as I hate being the bearer of bad news -
Work to be done:
1. Econz. Go read instructions.
2. KIz. Go ISP and go "Workbin".
3. PWz. Go do up your EoM, and meet up to do first chapter of WR or something to that effect. Go ISP and go "Workbin" (see Step 2, above) for more exciting details.
Elearning much = fun.
Work to be done:
1. Econz. Go read instructions.
2. KIz. Go ISP and go "Workbin".
3. PWz. Go do up your EoM, and meet up to do first chapter of WR or something to that effect. Go ISP and go "Workbin" (see Step 2, above) for more exciting details.
Elearning much = fun.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 11:14 PM
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