Tuesday, February 23, 2010
SARTE! SARTE! SAAAAAARTE!
*** ACHEIVEMENTS UNLOCKED ***
Sparcheivement: Yell "This - is - Sparta!" or "Sparta!" 20 times someone says anything with "This is -"
Jean-Paul Sarcheivement: Yell "This - is - Sarte!" or "Sarta!" 20 times someone says anything with "This is - "
Philosophcopter: Go "Sartesartesartesartesarte" etc. 20 times in any context whatsoever.
We need to get all our acheivements together dudes/dudettes.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:32 AM
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Science vs. love vs. KI
from xkcd.com
ARE WE SCIENISTS
OR ARE WE KI STUDENTS
REMEMBER THE NOBLE LIE, GENTLEMEN (and sistaz)
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:39 AM
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Saturday, February 13, 2010
Happy CNY
[Lit Tutorial]
*Stacy sits in class*
Mr Wong: Is that Tracy? Who's that? What's that?... is it a spirit?
Yicheng: It's Tracy. Hong Kong does things to you.
Darryl: I was DOTAing last night and I thought of Emily Dickinson. "After Nicholas Holy Shit, a formal feeling comes..."
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Yicheng: I'm sorry I'm one seamless...
Darryl: ...stream of shit!
Zeyu: That's a new writing style!
Yicheng: It'd be damn sad if you write "I'm trying to replicate the stream of consciousness", and your teacher writes "stream of shit, maybe..."
Max: Do you want to try some of my mee goreng?
Darryl: No, I don't want to catch AIDS.
Max: I knew you were going to say that! I'm waiting for when you can come upwith another disease. Why AIDS?
Darryl: It's not curable. Gonhorrea is curable. Syphillis is curable.
Max: It is? I'm saved!
---
Happy CNY.
May all of you get as many hongbaos as number of pages in your KI notes and History notes, as well as all the Maths and Econs tutorials, and the two thick Literature poem books, and your PW WR.
And as much money as it took to print all of them.
*Stacy sits in class*
Mr Wong: Is that Tracy? Who's that? What's that?... is it a spirit?
Yicheng: It's Tracy. Hong Kong does things to you.
Darryl: I was DOTAing last night and I thought of Emily Dickinson. "After Nicholas Holy Shit, a formal feeling comes..."
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Yicheng: I'm sorry I'm one seamless...
Darryl: ...stream of shit!
Zeyu: That's a new writing style!
Yicheng: It'd be damn sad if you write "I'm trying to replicate the stream of consciousness", and your teacher writes "stream of shit, maybe..."
Max: Do you want to try some of my mee goreng?
Darryl: No, I don't want to catch AIDS.
Max: I knew you were going to say that! I'm waiting for when you can come upwith another disease. Why AIDS?
Darryl: It's not curable. Gonhorrea is curable. Syphillis is curable.
Max: It is? I'm saved!
---
Happy CNY.
May all of you get as many hongbaos as number of pages in your KI notes and History notes, as well as all the Maths and Econs tutorials, and the two thick Literature poem books, and your PW WR.
And as much money as it took to print all of them.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:56 AM
ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians
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Thursday, February 11, 2010
Are the Juniors here?
[KI Tutorial]
*Eugene's phone goes off, playing the Cadbury song*
Mr Tan: Whose is that?
Eugene: Mine, sorry, I forgot to turn off silent mode.
*fumbles with phone. J-Pop music plays*
Mr Tan: Can you turn it off now? And while you're at it, get a normal ringtone.
Mr Tan: What's more important than the lesson? Could you just leave it until later... unless, of course, the President of Singapore just contacted you and you're the only one who can save us.
Tianyu: Argh, then we're screwed!
Mr Tan: Solipsism: The belief that only yourself exists, and that the rest are figments of your imagination.
Tianyu: The True Form.
[Lit Tutorial]
Zeyu: *on Emily Dickinson's poem* Could Nature's "Golden Finger" mean...
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: To go from a picture of feminine divinity to a British spy... that has got to be a quantum leap or two.
Max: Quantum of Solace!
Mr Wong: "her largesse of spirit"... what's "largesse"?
Darryl: "Large" lah.
Max: Largesse. The largesse of your mom!
Darryl: Your mom's largesse.
Mr Wong: I kind of regret introing this word because I know it'll be misquoted... By no means use this to describe physical attributes.
Mr Wong: What is "ineffable"?
Zeyu: *mumble*
Mr Wong: ...whaat?
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: Are you guys alreayd using the word in your own terms?
Max: To eff the ineffable.
Max: If a girl can't give birth, do you call her ineffable?
Benjy: Impregnable.
Max: Unbearable. Inconceivable.
Darryl: You know what else is ineffable? Your mother's largesse!
Chewfei: What's "iconoclast"?
Max: Someone who goes against accepted norms.
Darryl: How did you know that?
*Max looks at his Macbook with the dictionary application running*
Max: SAT preparation.
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Benjy: *looking at Max's Macbook Pro* You have a Time Machine on your Mac?
Max: What can I say? Apple rules.
Darryl: ...what?
Max: Word, Excel... oh look, a Time Machine.
Mr Shyam: I'm going to shoot you!
Zeyu: But you already shot me.
Mr Shyam: I missed.
Tianyu: *to juniors* This is Tru -
Darryl: Shut your face!
Hofai: Did you see the tailor?
Benjy: Yeah, he went to over there to measure girls' skirts.
Nicholas: Well, he won't be back for a while.
*Eugene's phone goes off, playing the Cadbury song*
Mr Tan: Whose is that?
Eugene: Mine, sorry, I forgot to turn off silent mode.
*fumbles with phone. J-Pop music plays*
Mr Tan: Can you turn it off now? And while you're at it, get a normal ringtone.
Mr Tan: What's more important than the lesson? Could you just leave it until later... unless, of course, the President of Singapore just contacted you and you're the only one who can save us.
Tianyu: Argh, then we're screwed!
Mr Tan: Solipsism: The belief that only yourself exists, and that the rest are figments of your imagination.
Tianyu: The True Form.
[Lit Tutorial]
Zeyu: *on Emily Dickinson's poem* Could Nature's "Golden Finger" mean...
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: To go from a picture of feminine divinity to a British spy... that has got to be a quantum leap or two.
Max: Quantum of Solace!
Mr Wong: "her largesse of spirit"... what's "largesse"?
Darryl: "Large" lah.
Max: Largesse. The largesse of your mom!
Darryl: Your mom's largesse.
Mr Wong: I kind of regret introing this word because I know it'll be misquoted... By no means use this to describe physical attributes.
Mr Wong: What is "ineffable"?
Zeyu: *mumble*
Mr Wong: ...whaat?
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Wong: Are you guys alreayd using the word in your own terms?
Max: To eff the ineffable.
Max: If a girl can't give birth, do you call her ineffable?
Benjy: Impregnable.
Max: Unbearable. Inconceivable.
Darryl: You know what else is ineffable? Your mother's largesse!
Chewfei: What's "iconoclast"?
Max: Someone who goes against accepted norms.
Darryl: How did you know that?
*Max looks at his Macbook with the dictionary application running*
Max: SAT preparation.
[Randomness at the Class Benches]
Benjy: *looking at Max's Macbook Pro* You have a Time Machine on your Mac?
Max: What can I say? Apple rules.
Darryl: ...what?
Max: Word, Excel... oh look, a Time Machine.
Mr Shyam: I'm going to shoot you!
Zeyu: But you already shot me.
Mr Shyam: I missed.
Tianyu: *to juniors* This is Tru -
Darryl: Shut your face!
Hofai: Did you see the tailor?
Benjy: Yeah, he went to over there to measure girls' skirts.
Nicholas: Well, he won't be back for a while.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 12:18 AM
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
What? There are strict criteria's for going into Heaven! Its not my fault.
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 12:42 AM
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Sometimes, things are best left unknown...
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 12:41 AM
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Synonyms
[Lit Tutorial]
Ms Heng: Can you find any synoymn for "cute"?
Max: "Adorable"?
Ms Heng: No...
Max: "Damn chio?"...
Ms Heng: [to Darryl] You need to be more romantic...
Max (to Zeyu): I'm not going to suck your d*ck!
(nice to know you're staying faithful, max)
---
Hello juniors.
May you find us a more interesting bunch that you think we are.
And welcome to A10!
...and remember, seniors have priority on the class bench. 8D
---
And now, to cater to the newer group of non-KI, students...
we have a slightly-related SCIENCE STRIP!
yes we know almost no one takes science but bear with us please
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 10:15 PM
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