Thursday, May 27, 2010
philosopher-kings
Prime Minister: Max
Minister for Finance: Jing Hao
Minister for Foreign Affairs: Lei (Berlin Boy) Zeyu
Minister for Health: Chew Fei
Minister for Home Affairs: Darryl (the) Ho
Minister for Information, Communication and the Arts: Nicholas
Minister for Law: Benjy
Minister for Manpower: Kwang Chian
Minister for National Development: Liang Jun
Minister for Trade & Industry: Bo Dong
Minister for Transport: Shao Wei
Deputy Prime Minister: Tian Yu
Minister for Community Development, Youth and Sports: Eugene
Minister for Defence: Yi Cheng
Minister for Education: Ho Fai
Minister for the Environment and Water Resources: Tracy
Minister for Finance: Jing Hao
Minister for Foreign Affairs: Lei (Berlin Boy) Zeyu
Minister for Health: Chew Fei
Minister for Home Affairs: Darryl (the) Ho
Minister for Information, Communication and the Arts: Nicholas
Minister for Law: Benjy
Minister for Manpower: Kwang Chian
Minister for National Development: Liang Jun
Minister for Trade & Industry: Bo Dong
Minister for Transport: Shao Wei
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 7:00 AM
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
Le Poisson
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 8:39 AM
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Children and Poems
[KI Tutorial]
Mr Tan: Many of us are not having children now.
Tianyu: ... Really?
[Lit Tutorial]
Ms Heng:
"Go, and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,"
These two lines are famous - wait, Tianyu, what are you doing with your hand under the table?
Darryl: He's getting with child a mandrae root.
Ms Heng: No, he's playing with a pen. That could be a phallic symbol. Ha ha ha.
Ms Heng:
"And swear
Nowhere
Lives a woman true, and fair."
What does this mean?
Zeyu: He's cynical that there's no woman true and fair.
Ms Heng: Of course! Paraphrase it!
Darryl: There is no true and fair woman.
Ms Heng: ...
09A10: TRUMAN!
Ms Heng: ...what?
Zeyu: *sings* I see your true colours...
Ms Heng: You should never be reductionistic!
Mr Tan: Many of us are not having children now.
Tianyu: ... Really?
[Lit Tutorial]
Ms Heng:
"Go, and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,"
These two lines are famous - wait, Tianyu, what are you doing with your hand under the table?
Darryl: He's getting with child a mandrae root.
Ms Heng: No, he's playing with a pen. That could be a phallic symbol. Ha ha ha.
Ms Heng:
"And swear
Nowhere
Lives a woman true, and fair."
What does this mean?
Zeyu: He's cynical that there's no woman true and fair.
Ms Heng: Of course! Paraphrase it!
Darryl: There is no true and fair woman.
Ms Heng: ...
09A10: TRUMAN!
Ms Heng: ...what?
Zeyu: *sings* I see your true colours...
Ms Heng: You should never be reductionistic!
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 1:30 AM
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ARES God of WAR 0 Aresians
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
To Keep Up The Appearance of Being Busy
Vocabulary of the day
Oh-fuck face (oh - faark faez)
Upon the moment of recognition of GGness (a topic for another post), the countenance one assumes is commonly known as the "oh-fuck face". It is usually defined as a face with twisted features upon recognition of GGness, including shock, surprise, sadness, AAAAAHHHness, and general knowledge that one is in an extremelyscrewed unfavourable and disadvantageous position.
Example of usage:
Kwangchian: After the opposition MP hammered the Minister of Education, the Minister had an oh-fuck face for a few seconds before responding...
[Lit Lecture]
Ms Ho: "Know Thy Text". That's a reference to another famous axiom, "Know Thy Self".
Darryl: No you.
[Econs Tutorial]
*after setting the clock forward*
Tianyu: Ms Phang, you're 20 minutes late!
Ms Phang: Really?... No lah, the clock has been adjusted.
Eugene: Adjusted for inflation.
[Randomness at Class Benches]
Max: When was the longest time you missed your period?
Stacy: ...11 years.
Zeyu: *singing very loudly and in close proximity to Dr Hon*
Tianyu: So, who's playing Ip Man's wife?
09A10: HAHAHA
Max: Who's doing his wife?
Benjamin: I thought it was an evil puppet master...
Darryl: Oh, he's pulling something, but it isn't strings.
Tianyu: No, I meant: Who's the actress?
Oh-fuck face (oh - faark faez)
Upon the moment of recognition of GGness (a topic for another post), the countenance one assumes is commonly known as the "oh-fuck face". It is usually defined as a face with twisted features upon recognition of GGness, including shock, surprise, sadness, AAAAAHHHness, and general knowledge that one is in an extremely
Example of usage:
Kwangchian: After the opposition MP hammered the Minister of Education, the Minister had an oh-fuck face for a few seconds before responding...
[Lit Lecture]
Ms Ho: "Know Thy Text". That's a reference to another famous axiom, "Know Thy Self".
Darryl: No you.
[Econs Tutorial]
*after setting the clock forward*
Tianyu: Ms Phang, you're 20 minutes late!
Ms Phang: Really?... No lah, the clock has been adjusted.
Eugene: Adjusted for inflation.
[Randomness at Class Benches]
Max: When was the longest time you missed your period?
Stacy: ...11 years.
Zeyu: *singing very loudly and in close proximity to Dr Hon*
Tianyu: So, who's playing Ip Man's wife?
09A10: HAHAHA
Max: Who's doing his wife?
Benjamin: I thought it was an evil puppet master...
Darryl: Oh, he's pulling something, but it isn't strings.
Tianyu: No, I meant: Who's the actress?
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 5:04 AM
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Screwed Up
Live, from KI Lecture!
[KI Tutorial]
Mr Tan: What do we see in some art that makes it more beautiful? Symmetry, for one, and hyper… hyper…
Tianyu: … -ventilation?
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Tan: Yeah, stand in front of the Mona Lisa and breathe a little harder, and it’ll suddenly look more beautiful.
Max: -Beam!
Mr Tan: A quick straw poll – shows that most off you wouldn’t do Q3. Why?
Zeyu: Why? But 2 is screwed up!...
Max: 3 is screwed up!
Tianyu: 4 is screwed up!
Kwangchian: THIS is screwed up!
Mr Tan: Okay… why is Q3 “screwed up”?
Mr Tan: If you had to point to a sentence as the conclusion, which would it be?
09A10: That one. *gestures*
[KI Tutorial]
Mr Tan: What do we see in some art that makes it more beautiful? Symmetry, for one, and hyper… hyper…
Tianyu: … -ventilation?
09A10: HAHAHA
Mr Tan: Yeah, stand in front of the Mona Lisa and breathe a little harder, and it’ll suddenly look more beautiful.
Max: -Beam!
Mr Tan: A quick straw poll – shows that most off you wouldn’t do Q3. Why?
Zeyu: Why? But 2 is screwed up!...
Max: 3 is screwed up!
Tianyu: 4 is screwed up!
Kwangchian: THIS is screwed up!
Mr Tan: Okay… why is Q3 “screwed up”?
Mr Tan: If you had to point to a sentence as the conclusion, which would it be?
09A10: That one. *gestures*
Ki. Lit. Maths. Econs. History.KILME(H) 09A10 6:13 PM
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